Lazor

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Lazor

@Lazor2828

Boil-the-Rabbit kind of crazy- South Florida/ pro-shopper. Trying to survive a body that wants me dead.

Bergabung Aralık 2012

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Lazor@Lazor2828·14 Nis

I wasn't built to be the big spoon, I look like a backpack.

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:@_dxllz7·4d

when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again

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miu@yours__xo·5d

it was a pleasure miscommunicating with you

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miia@miiagarro·4d

i'm such a waste of a baddie bc i don't go anywhere

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Mike 📺@michaelcollado·12 May

Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette

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Rob.@Robfrfr·8 May

They out here charging $20 for 8 wings. I don’t give a fuck about no aliens right now

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Softboy@softboywin·9 May

Date someone who understands that you're just kidding on Twitter.

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Papii🥤@ammalusty·3 May

why do baby clothes have pockets when they have no money or goals

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poppa@popitforpoppa·4 May

gas is $5.00 ain’t no pulling up to chill i’m spending the night

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A. Mando@AMandoSch·10 Nis

Communicating with people on Twitter at times is kind of like trying to make contact with extraterrestrials.

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Lazor@Lazor2828·12 Nis

When I die, I hope they do an autopsy and peel me open like a Babybel to reveal all of the cheese I've eaten.

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j e a n@jeanisalunatic·9 Nis

Does the internet ever get cleaned or is it just littered with shit forever?

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Rimjob Stephens@yoehh1234·11 Nis

Gentleman unwrap your uncrustables

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Trophy Knife@sarah1mc·10 Nis

This glass of wine thinks I need bangs.

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NurseBrianRN@rn_murse·12 Nis

which disney princess winds up at the afters smoking meth at 4am?

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dior ✞@deeore5·11 Nis

i'm fun for about 45 minutes and then i'm thinking about going home

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☪︎A1 MAMI☥@cybergodd3ss·10 Nis

Be cringe bro we’re dying soon

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lonnie@aubreyplazawyd·11 Nis

Sorry for acting weird and off putting, i only did that because I am both of those things

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A♡@Ashhleyyyya·11 Nis

On twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

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