@dsxf234161 Joke wasn't that funny to begin with, might as well include the "this does not mamma the mia" guy
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7 Crumbl Cookie A Day Diet
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tumblr screenshots always have that one random guy at the bottom going "erm exsqueeze me sauce?" just crop him out bro please🤦♂️
Insane Content@onlineinsane
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washington and oregon right next to minnesota, this is a perfect country. #abolishtherockymountains
heather@prettyalbatross
"we could be a serious country": a modest proposal for american high-speed rail
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@Looolololoolol @Dearg_Gosling You are a fat gay loser
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3.2k likes just by playing in the American hubris and saying America is the only country on earth with food or something lol
🎄DEΛRG 🏴@Dearg_Gosling
So Im in America for the world cup and this is the BEST food Ive EVER had Nothing in Europe even comes close to the food Ive had, got a burger today and it literally even looks like a crabby patty 😂
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@AugustusYizzard @Dearg_Gosling Go get baited by more onlyfans models talking about how good KFC is you fucking cow 😹 the only people in the world who genuinely think the stripper loves them
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@Looolololoolol @Dearg_Gosling Suck my entire gooch.
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@Dearg_Gosling This is like complimenting someone's outfit, and when they say "thank you" you start insulting them for their hubris. We just like it when people are nice, man.
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@Hillser06 Can you right wingers just fuck off and kill yourselves already? So tired of having to read the federally mandated one reply per post from one of you retards
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@sourcegallery1 Wasting your time, money and effort on trying to cure something that couldn’t care less about you, and then also making a memorial for it is so retarded icl
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If you start trying to talk about grits, you pasty fucks, we will invade that fucking island & hold you all in gitmo.
HAJiME@saiyanhajime
My fellow Brits are so bad at slagging off American food. Grits. Grits exists. And it's not some weird thing, it's literally on breakfast menus all over the South. Next time they come for Beans on Toast, just start replying with a photo of Grits.
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🏀@Mike_from_PA explains why the Knicks Winning will make @ZohranKMamdani a mythical figure and will be key to Socialism succeeding in America.
"You need to understand why the cult of personality around leftwing leaders happens.
When a leftwing leader actually wins and starts keeping the promises, they become adored. And we cannot stop that from happening.
This is the moment where you know that the vibes have shifted. We're gonna look back at the moment where Socialism won, and it'll be this moment."
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@Oshachutes @SheHerPronounss Sometimes the truth is what hurts the most. My intuition says in high school he was a big terrifying psychopath who shoved sports watchers in lockers. Unfortunately
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@Looolololoolol @SheHerPronounss For the sake of our mental health the one with the glasses.
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@Bill_Braskey_3 @BoyishGirlie Which world war did the UK lose? Are you having a stroke?
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@BoyishGirlie TIL Euros don't cook with fat and salt.
Maybe that's why your food is disgusting and you consistently get destroyed in world wars.
Back to back world champs!
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Americans see onion as part of a meal and say "why didn't you cook it in fat and salt so it tastes nothing like onion?"
Henry@_HMSP
Did it never occur to y’all to caramelize the onions, toast the bread, and melt the cheese?
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@WallStreetApes Are you sure you dont just have lactose intolerance
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Here are 2 different strawberry ice creams at Walmart
- One is Breyer’s, it has 6 ingredients
- The other is Walmart Great Value brand, it has about 16 ingredients in it
Both are just ‘strawberry ice cream’ but the Walmart brand has ingredients that cause:
- Gastrointestinal inflammation, bloating, or IBS-like symptoms
- Gut disruptions
- Thickeners that make the ice cream not melt that cause digestive issues
Toxic ingredients should be banned. Make America Healthy Again
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@GoldenDragonXll @esjesjesj Your profile picture is ai generated harley quinn titties I'm cheering for YOUR death
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@esjesjesj When you cheer for death and laugh at the death of others, I think you are the evil ones.
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One of the first bingpot gifs. legendary
Bingpot Comix@bingpotwebcomic
Bingpot Comix #54 - Catapulting Baby
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what even happened to this dude, used to be a twitter villain of the week and he hasn't posted in nearly 2 years
WokelyCorrect Comics@WokelyCorrect
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Self-described "homofascists" when you ask them to have sex with a male over the age of 13
⚡🪽GrifzulaSupremacist🪽⚡@StahlhelmRock
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙽𝙴𝚆 𝚁𝙴𝙸𝙲𝙷 𝚆𝙸𝙻𝙻 𝙱𝙴 𝙻𝙴𝙳 𝙱𝚈 𝙷𝙾𝙼𝙾𝙵𝙰𝚂𝙲𝙸𝚂𝚃 𝙱𝙸𝚂𝙴𝚇𝚄𝙰𝙻 𝙱𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙾𝙶𝙸𝙲𝙰𝙻 𝙼𝙴𝙽
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@KonigLars19254 @gracecthdralprk Yeah the literal mob violence was based
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@gracecthdralprk Equivocation of literal mob violence destroying shit and Trump setting up a super tuff and aurafull event at the white house is bullshit and you know it
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Someone else said this, but the guiding light of chuddism in 2026 is the belief that it’s only right and just that they now get to tear the country apart and ruin everything in reaction to 2020. No real ideas beyond a self-consciously articulated “two wrongs make a right”
End Wokeness@EndWokeness
"Trump's UFC arena is defiling the WH" Those same people in 2020:
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@madison_tayt Our leftists are so fucking pathetic
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you guys HAVE to stop playing dumb with our food.
i hate to break it to you but the US does in fact have good food. A LOT of it. we don’t eat mcdonald’s for every meal.
trying to claim otherwise is wrong but also is genuinely rooted in racism and classism.
Caoimhin O hArgain@cursedbyaclown1
@madison_tayt Good food?
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Coming to this country and stroking the egos of the fattest slimiest yankees by pretending that your life has been changed by Chili's should be grounds for having your entire national football team imprisoned
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