Luke McErlain

@DJKeirle alright you go for a training session at 5 in the morning then go to work for 9 10 hours!! #wheresmyputter

@DJKeirle wife was ill Thurs so put Teddy to bed and miss training for work. Didn't miss a game with a hangover and you need the fitness!!

@DJKeirle yeah what?

@DJKeirle but not excited enough to turn up y'day?

@chrisdifford87 @DJKeirle @BerrowFC I know mate, play like a 21 year old anyway!! In this heat dont mind being on the bench. #sunbathing

@chrisdifford87 @DJKeirle @BerrowFC im happy to bring that average up a little bit, if I can get bk in the side now!!

"@FootballFunnys: Ladies and gentlemen, Adebayo Akinfenwa pic.twitter.com/0Cp57KqvkF" hope for you yet @DJKeirle

@steveneley1 come down and give it a go one night. Think you'll be pleasantly surprised.

@chrisdifford87 @BerrowFC 2 sessions I've been to have been really good. V impressed. Can't wait to get going now!!

@steveneley1 I think its more to do with you being a lazy fucker. No sport comes close to winning football matches.

This could be as close as I get to pre season training today!! Don't be jealous.

10 of #LFC's opening 13 PL fixtures selected for live TV coverage, including opening game v Saints at Anfield on Sunday, Aug 17 (1.30pm).

Just imagine being in the party the Germans will have tonight!!

Every Germany manager in their history has won a trophy in his first 4 major tournaments. This is Loew 4th tournament!! #fate

@chrisdifford87 can't beat an hour of 5 a side on a Thurs night!! I'll be at the next 3 sessions. Heard its bn good. You happy with it?

@chrisdifford87 what's planned for Thurs? Shooting drills and 5 a side?

@WillConway7 @RMcErlain yes should be ok now. Unless its raining!!

@WillConway7 @RMcErlain I can confirm there will be nanny Mc's pizzas.

Nice to see the sun make an appearance for @RMcErlain s b'day BBQ at Mc towers.

@DJKeirle saying that dont think he'd let us have that kit!!