⭐️Michelle My Baby!🏀

American Giant Goddess | MICHELLE MY BABY! ⭐️“GOGOGOGO!!”🏀 #PARODYTWT #UMATTER #UMATWT

@MrInsertNameHe1 SORRY, BALLS BEEN SCRATCHED ALREADY

@MMB_TOP1 I'll scratch them I guess???

my balls itch

Did Obey just follow back…………

@TheRealOguriCap Noted…

@MMB_TOP1 lick them, it works trust me

I don’t get why people expect me to be in a relationship like almost immediately I know I like girls but if I’m being honest…. It gets REALLY SCARY!!! What do I even say or do??

Putangina moooo!!!

@MjrPalms I get it, I get it Just gotta take my time I guessssss…

@MMB_TOP1 I get it- don't worry.. You just.. gotta find someone who understands that! And can hopefully help you find a balance there. Then maybe you'll be able to commit to it! I dunno though- I'm just spitballing ideas-

@MjrPalms It’s just really complicated, okay…? I really do want a relationship but I’m already so busy with other stuff that I’m stuck somewhere in the middle And at the same time, I don’t really think I can commit fully..

@MMB_TOP1 Well I * mostly * accidentally ended up with um.. More than one. But I think you deserve someone just as much! If not more! That's why I was surprised you aren't already with someone!

@MjrPalms Well you’re understandable and you do deserve someone in your life!

@MMB_TOP1 I dunno I don't even know how I got as far as I did.

@yurieaterhorse Uhhhhhhhhhhh Yyyeeeaaaahh…!!

@MMB_TOP1 Do you ever plan on a relationship?

Michelle My Baby

@yurieaterhorse Idk girl.

@MMB_TOP1 Who is going to be first in line..

@yurieaterhorse I KNOW IM GAY BUT I GOT OTHER PRIORITIES RIGHT NOW! LADIES, FALL IN LINE AND GET YOUR TICKET STAMPS!!!

She kind of looks like a fаggᴏt but can a woman atleast try to get with her

Should I do a QnA?

@ForeverYanko Been itching…but I get phantom pains.

@MMB_TOP1 Do they hurt?

@Dokta66035099 AAAAAAAAAAAAA

@MMB_TOP1 *dragon kick your balls* ATTAAOOOOOOOO-

@TheMejiroArdan Such inspiring words, Ardan.. It’s in the middle of the afternoon! But that’s fine hahaha!!

@MMB_TOP1 "but to grind you need energy.. You need to sleep to perform well during training and races.. You could..'grind'..all days and nights but tired you won't achieve anything.. You need to rest.."

GOOOOOD MORNING UMATTER!!! *Struggling to keep awake and is bound to pass out asleep again*

@symbolisirius15 You’re not getting out of this one, weirdo..

My balls are gone, some weird woman with Satan’s ass breath is blasting my notifs.. What’s even going on anymore.

@YourUmaOfficer THE FUCK

@MMB_TOP1 You’re in the right place, trust me. Unfortunately, that right place is about as calm as… what’s it called… downtown Compton?

I’m outta there! Did I really just witness someone get blasted holy shit.

@WH1TEL1GHT1NG I want you

@MMB_TOP1 Do NOT throw any of those balls at my face, you sicko! Jeez... I swear outside Umas are sometimes weirder than the academy umas!

@YourUmaOfficer Now where the hell did I actually end up…

@MMB_TOP1 Surprisingly, that’s one of the lighter occurrences around here. You’ll get used to it, but I recommend you keep a concealed stab vest on, or ballistic protection if you feel the need.

@thek1ngofeurope I forgot Im so sorry

@MMB_TOP1 May I inquire as to the meaning of this..?

I regret to inform you all that I have, quite unceremoniously, fallen off the bed. It was neither graceful nor dignified; and I daresay the floor and I have now formed an acquaintance I had no intention of making.