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93% of my tweets are fiction.

A Nigerian couple in the UK has been jailed after orchestrating a massive tax fraud scheme using stolen data from London transport workers. Luciana Akanbi, a former Transport for London employee, accessed personal details of over 100 colleagues. Together with her husband, Femi Akanbi, they filed 139 fake tax refund claims using information from 40 victims. The scam was valued at roughly R11.7 million, costing the government about R7.8 million. A judge described it as the worst data breach in TfL history. Both received sentences of 3 years and 9 months behind bars. 🚔

"Corruption is bad, as long as it doesn't benefit me." "Corruption is the grace of God, as long as I benefit from it." Typical African mindset.

Nothing beats the sound of deposits being made in your account. Been jamming to it all day 🎶

Elon found everyone here He’s the new guy

@Mr_Guantai This level of petty is the greatness I'm trying to achieve 😂

Because I am me, I'll edit their entire book and send it back

The person who called my work AI, I'm running their book through an AI checker and it is not looking good.

@MarekaMalili Didn't they cancel it? Ila ni nzuri sana.

Kama wewe ni mpenzi wa Fairy Tales au Fantasy World, kuna Series inaitwa Carnival Row. Inaanza Slow ila ni mix ya Politics, Race wars, Romance, and Magic. Mimi nimeipenda.

You ever just get tired of people tryna fuck you? Like damn mahn can I be your friend?

Every adult has a duty to children even if they're not yours. If something doesn't look right you need to intervene. Better to make a scene and be wrong than let something bad happen. Well done to this lady

Apple TV productions are 1000% better than Netflix.

“you’re just spoiled” yes, i am. what’s next?

I went to kindergarten registration this morning, and when the Principal said "welcome to the class of 2039," everybody in the room gasped. 😂😂😂

Ukikosa thao ndio unajuanga vile inakuwanga pesa mingi. Spend your money wisely friends.

Our country absolutely does not care for children the least bit. Thats why we dont have parks, schools are dilapidated, the sex offenders registry is not public, education on child abuse is non-existent, our health system is incredibly poor, adults drink and smoke everywhere etc

Viltrumite Coleman Domingo go crazy

That's fuckin' right!

NOKIA Saw the Future First ,but Still Lost the Smartphone War...😭😱

Dont wanna imagine whats in them waters