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𝘐𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘢 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘳𝘦, 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘪𝘵? 𝘉𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘐 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭.

"You can date my mom. I don't really mind if she's happy, but calling you Dad out the gate feels weird. Maybe it'll come at some point if it feels right."

"Actually, now that you mention it, how long on average does it take for a burn wound to heal? Asking for a friend."

"She can sort that out on her own." "Well then I got nothing I guess."

"Nothing personal against you or anything, I just don't know you at all. Plus, Cat and I are adults so... You're good. Just 'dad' is a bit much, no?"

“The only true measure of success is the ratio between what we might have done and what we might have been on the one hand, and the thing we have made and the things we have made of ourselves on the other” — H. G. Wells.

❝ Yes, I understand that. .but I will still be alone. I . .probably just need to go out more maybe get married, my mother always wanted that.

❝ . . yes, I am. My family is gone and I have nothing else, I have no siblings, My mother was assassinated, my father killed himself with alcohol, and well. .my two daughters want to leave me.

❝ It’s honestly rather endearing.

Isn't it obvious!? I'm a complete bottom! But a test result like this might make people think I'm a pain in the ass about it!

That doesn't matter! Public image is extremely important when it comes to this kinda stuff. If the girlbosses think I'm a top because of this, I'm screwed!

...? What does that mean? [ he doesn't know, chat. ]

It's lies and slander! What if there's a smoking hot top who sees that result, and they think i might be one too!? This is a BIG FUCKING DEAL!

Science being a fucking liar, is what it is. So utterly repulsive and wrong...