MapleBeard 🍁🧔($66.57/$5.5k)

"Im a good boy I promise" Also think I found my signature look 🤭😈🍁

Ass out of this world

Shin Kamen Rider (2023)

Tell me why im kinda thinking about running for mayor in my small town 👀

some head would go crazy right now

The stripper actually likes me because I'm special and my heart is pure

Maturity is realizing that this show was never meant just for kids. A true masterpiece of fiction. 🔥🎬

My GOAT is back I miss his henshin so much

we used to be a proper nation

happy Easter 🐰🐣💕🤭

@styxnb0nes Slithering my way in right now

Proof or whtvr

Im still traumatized from the time and kid at my babysitters broke my DS in half all because I wouldnt let him play Pokémon 😭

Yeah I pulled my pork today, what about it?

݁ ˖Ი𐑼⋆ⓗⓐⓟⓟⓨ ˖𓎥⋆݁Ⓔⓐⓢⓣⓔⓡ ˖Ი𐑼⋆

Quick note: Okay, we get it, you'd fuck a fat person. But would you hold our hand in public? Be seen eating with us? Be there for us on bad brain days? I feel like a lot of love for fat people is often just sexual. We are worth more than that.

“Yo you hate your bike?” “…Yeah.” “Respect.”

I loved Fourzes space motif (the AstroSwitches, Fourze being based on a astronaut, Meteor being outer space and meteors duh lol) I also liked the motif they did of making the Kamen Riders urban legends and having each of the clubs members representing previous Showa riders

If I see somebody spike your drink, it’s my drink now, those drugs better be good

Upsy gaysies

when gas was $2.05 i used to drive around to clear my mind… now these thoughts live with me