Rebecca Handford

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Rebecca Handford

@Mappede

Mother of one. Misser of sleep. Prone to shenanigans

Broadbottom Bergabung Şubat 2011

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milo edwards@Milo_Edwards·12 Mar

captain tom’s family accidentally killing him by taking him to barbados and then it immediately being revealed that they’re related to the guy who cheated on who wants to be a millionaire

BBC News (UK)@BBCNews

Share your memories of lockdown as UK set to mark Covid day of reflection bbc.in/41Np1V8

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john sturgis@sturgios·7 Şub

When Meatloaf sang: ‘I will do anything for love (but I won’t do that)’ I assumed at the time he was referring to some extreme sex act but as I get older I think it’s more probable it was something more like ‘go to Bluewater on a Saturday’ or ‘watch Call The Midwife’

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Red Sky At Night@redskyatnight·27 Ara

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You’re stuck in an elevator with three adult men but you feel completely safe. name the three adult men

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Geoff Norcott@GeoffNorcott·2 Ara

Massive away win for the little fella.

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remand chic@our_jesse·29 Kas

One of my biggest apprehensions about returning to work is I waited 3 years for two specific team members to be in same meeting so I could ask Kelly, can you handle this? Michelle, can you handle this? And nobody got it. I can’t go thru that again

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Rebecca Handford@Mappede·13 Kas

Cat scan

Creepy.org@creepydotorg

13. Cat

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Rebecca Handford@Mappede·7 Kas

Out of all the ‘Gary Barlow’s massive son’ memes, I think this one is my favourite

Barrie White@BarrieGWhite

Gary Barlow standing next to his son eating a croissant.

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Rebecca Handford@Mappede·5 Kas

Is it just me that sees it?

James Lucas@JamesLucasIT

3. This is the back of Mount Rushmore

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Rebecca Handford@Mappede·15 Eki

How is it that we can put a man on the moon, yet we can’t figure out a decent tannoy system for train conductors?

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Rebecca Handford@Mappede·15 Eki

Which is why my very first pets were two goldfish named Teapot & Hanky

Gina Lloyd@GinaGoesOutside

I love unhinged pet names bestowed by children. my parents got us a pair of kittens when I was a toddler and only knew a handful of words so then we had a cat named Box for almost 20 years

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Rebecca Handford@Mappede·12 Eki

@auberginepie I find it really hard to accept that after two failed marriages, she enters a third with someone who never wears pants

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Andy Perkins@auberginepie·12 Eki

@Mappede I find it really hard to accept that someone as fiercely independent as Dua Lipa continues to use any of her married names post divorce Rebecca

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Rebecca Handford@Mappede·12 Eki

Introducing my new favourite tweet of all time

Flups@TheRealFlups

If Dua Lipa married Ronnie Biggs, divorced him and married George Melly then divorced him to marry Winnie the Pooh, she’d be Dua Biggs Melly Pooh.

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Flups@TheRealFlups·10 Eki

If Dua Lipa married Ronnie Biggs, divorced him and married George Melly then divorced him to marry Winnie the Pooh, she’d be Dua Biggs Melly Pooh.

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Matthew@regionalthicko·6 Eki

What if Moloko’s Bring it Back is about the death penalty. Not such a carefree summertime bop now is it

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Sacha Lord@Sacha_Lord

Get in...I've just been told I can bring my own music to the baby delivery room. Making a set list over the weekend. First track: Push It, Salt and Pepa. Recommendations welcome....

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Second Tier podcast@secondtierpod·26 Eyl

Rory Delap about to take a throw-in:

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Rebecca Handford@Mappede·21 Eyl

Have they had a 2-for-1 deal on Turkey teeth this year? #scd

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@secyorkshire Yorkshire

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Massimo@Rainmaker1973·20 Eyl

An Austrian Tongue Choir from the Alps region of Tyrol sings ‘Moscow Nights’ with their tongue in a 1982 performance. If not for the Internet, we’d never know music videos like this existed. x.com/i/status/18371…

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Rebecca Handford@Mappede·18 Eyl

@bbclaurak I would rather shove a cactus up my arse

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Laura Kuenssberg@bbclaurak·18 Eyl

One for the diary.... 👇

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