Mark Field

@joncoopertweets Sorry three!

@joncoopertweets One of the oars. Left or right, doesn’t really matter, so long as those other two are not part of the future

Donald Trump, Mike Johnson and Marjorie Taylor Greene are in a rowboat that’s sinking in the middle of a lake. You can only save one of them — who would you choose?

Thanks @coldwarsteve for the follow, and thank you for your work. It is sublime!

@LePapillonBlu2 Feck yeah!

Do you stand with South Park continuing to insult JD Vance?

@coldwarsteve Hahaha. Teeny tiny Tommeh!

@rahhead01 @Parody_PM Ah the good old days

@Parody_PM A huge, massive, fuck pff, cryogenically frozen, crusted, 1980s white dog turd.

Who would make the best Prime Minister: a) Nigel Farage b) a turd

@wiseconnector Twat

Can you think of ONE?

State of this

@stuzi_pants Is he still a thing?

Lee Anderson

@chefsevenn In Yorkshire, we have an alternative called Urban, same sort of burgers, bigger fries portions. Equates to about $24

How much did I pay for this lunch? 🤣

@Nullen80 Paulie is an ongoing spud head

Paul Golding of Britain First gets his "battle bus" taken by the police that had 2 banners down the side saying "Keir Starmer is a wanker". That bus isn't going to do any more battling today.

@DenisMacShane Thanks bud but I think you may have mistagged my very evil namesake

Enjoying @markfield's "The End of an Era. The Decline & Fall of the Tory Party". Good week to be reviewing it. We were both FCO ministers though he enjoyed bog-standard UK embassy dinner of Beef Wellington. I got our Kong Kong mission to cook a curry for bigwigs - they loved it

What’s with all the flag shaggers climbing lampposts?

Just to be clear PIP is not an out of work benefit. It is fundamental to understand the absolute basics when we reform the welfare system

PIP is not an out work benefit.

@Froglet_602cc @floboflo I’m sure he’ll sock it to em!

@floboflo Will Darren Grimes be involved in a shuffle?

My sources tell me that Farage will be reshuffling his shadow cabinet with Lee Anderson becoming Home, Foreign, Health, Business. Transport and Women’s Minister.

@PaoloIskandar64 Wasn’t Kevin an endangered first name? This may provide a boost like a specialised breeding program 😂

The current interim Pope before the Conclave decides on the replacement is a bloke called Kevin from Dublin! I love this!

Given how deeply opposed Nigel Farage is to working from home, it would be nice to see him turn up at his workplace a bit more regularly

@Philip_RJ89 @reformparty_uk Thanks. As a resident of Doncaster, I’m not surprised by our council result having witnessed local bigotry and racism frequently, even since before the 2016 referendum. It’s just dialled up ever since

As a Durham lad, I don’t think I can say this loudly enough, but here goes…… Fuck Nigel Farage, Fuck @reformparty_uk, and especially fuck Darren Grimes. As you were.