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@NotOrangePod Ravioli

Clean sheets in the last two. 🧤 Who gets the nod tomorrow? 💭

Now that Artemis II has launched we have 10 days to get everyone on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can do something hilarious when the astronauts return 😁

@NotFarLeftAtAll Heat

What's missing from this banging full English breakfast?

@MilitaryBanter Ffs

@LBC If you are on benefits… if you work you are paying for it

Boost for millions of Brits as Starmer announces measures to ease cost of living amid Iran war lbc.co.uk/article/wage-r…

Audi have lost the plot with pricing. 91k starting price for an rs 5

@DavidMcGregorBN Cut energy bills. Good one!!

From today, Labour has increased the minimum wage to £12.71 an hour, cut energy bills by £117, frozen prescription charges, expanded sick pay and brought in day one rights at work. Not bad for a government that’s supposedly “no different”.

@RachelReevesMP Worst chancellor in British history..

⚡£117 on average coming off energy bills 🚗 Fuel Duty freeze extended 🧒 450,000 children to be lifted out of poverty 💷 A payrise for over 2 million people 💊 Prescription charges frozen again This is a government for working people.

@BBCBreakfast Neesd that extra 20 m a day to give to france

'If I promised that I could alleviate every price increase for every person I wouldn't be telling the truth' Chancellor Rachel Reeves spoke to #BBCBreakfast about calls to cut costs for motorists and businesses facing higher fuel bills because of the Iran war bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@BBCLancashire Great livery 😂😂😂😂

A new locomotive has been named after Preston North End FC. Read more here: bbc.in/4v8d7SK

@Labourheartland Moron

“You’re making an extra £20 million a day while businesses go to the wall, and the government’s answer is to tell people to download an app to check petrol prices.” You couldn’t make it up. Labour’s James Murray replies tells you everything about modern government. #FuelPrices #IranWar‌

@SamuelJJack2 Go to a butcher and you will get better quality than found in supermarkets.

When did four lamb chops start costing almost £12? This country is fucking stupid.

@Bounce_BackLoan @Ed_Miliband @RachelReevesMP Wow that will help… twats

In a pathetic, last ditch attempt to make it look like the sordid Gov are "saving people money" during the day @Ed_Miliband @RachelReevesMP are going to be rolled out to promote a new "Fuel Finder" page on the Government website that they claim will save people £40 a year

@HoodedClaw1974 People want labour to slither off and not darken our doors again

Keir Starmer is asked by GB News how badly Labour might perform im the May elections. Do you think they will get wiped out?

@kenton1206 Cancelled last week 158 quid and they offered to reduce to 144. Shove it right up their pipes. 26 years diamond club.

Cancelled SKY today. Latest increase was to £108.50 just for a TV package. Sky News is unwatchable, football is akin to loose women, dramas are infested with woke virtue signalling. About 90% of channels are just fillers. They offered a reduction to £87.50. Gone after 25+ years.

@NormanBrennan Oh look. Rats

BREAKING NEWS; Marauding Madness & utter Chaos at Marks & Spencer in Clapham; had the 3 MET Officers not been on scene I bet the entire stock would have been stolen; LAWLESS LONDON on just about every level of crime & ASB 👇🤷‍♂️🙄

@TheMuckersNew @BlackpoolFC @OfficialECFC Josh bowler…

@BlackpoolFC @OfficialECFC Love Hubby but who the fuck dresssed him.. 🤣🤣

Impactful. Class. Top-tier. Let's recreate Saturday's atmosphere against @OfficialECFC. 🍊 #UTMP

Without Googling

@LeagueOne25 1

6 games to save Rotherham United Stevenage (H) Port Vale (A) Barnsley (H) Wigan Athletic (A) Leyton Orient (A) Luton Town (H) How many points will Lee Clark’s men pick up?🤔 #rufc

@80s_Kidz Freemans

So this pulled up outside your house as a kid. What was he delivering?