Your Friend Matthew

I guess goats do fly

@trickey_joe I tell it like it is

@MattColbo unfollowing

What’s with all the hair in my crack making it so hard to get my crack dry after a shower? Are we blow drying cracks in 2024?

This was the good tweet I almost had yesterday

haven't tweeted in 14 months, almost had a good one earlier too

Please respond with a selfie if you want me to doodle ya. Gotta get my chops up. My chops have been down.

Moment of impact #storm #surge #pab #nlwx #fiona wow (Not my video).

Float like a butterfly sting like my pee

hell of a weekend, though

@Cheezman25 @YouTube best dad ever

@YouTube @MattColbo

drop the first channel you ever subscribed to ⬇️

excited to be back!

@ColinPat3 @masnOrioles Adley Colbo we go way back

@masnOrioles Why does he look like you @MattColbo

Soak it all in, kid

dude Neil HATES lunar eclipses

@profgilbo @sherriontherock You are too kind Roger, thank you :)

A co-worker just turned me on to this guy and I'm dyin'!

FINALLY

@FlammableMaths just the fattest oof

@MattColbo looks like the performance of your last vid ngl rip

What is this, my YouTube Analytics?

@BillDennis3 @azbimseezit Hahahaha thank you kindly Bill, I'm excited to never throw a card ever again

@Obrodo hahahahah it's a common symptom

Been watching @MattColbo so long my entire recommended page for Youtube is Tom Scott. I want out

@nikmercer i write like i talk Nick it's one breath or no breath GET ON BOARD OR GET OUTTA THE WAY

@MattColbo I think if you really loved the Olympics, you would have used some punctuation

What's up with all these dicks saying nobody's watching the Olympics "Olympics are dead" GET outta town wow you're so cool for not conforming shut up idiot I love the Olympics it's all I've been doing for 2 weeks I don't even know what I'm watching half the time but it rocks