Team Chiles

Adrian Chiles slowly reads out a tweet to both viewers (his parents). Gary Lineker. Adrian sighs. He misses MOTD. twitter.com/garylineker/st…

Adrian Chiles, @Peston, Mark Lawrenson, and 6 people apparently from Coronation Street now silently watch BBC coverage. Live. On ITV. In HD.

The On Air set empties. A chair spins. Even @Peston is watching the BBC on his iPad...

Adrian Chiles plays Frère Jacques on a recorder, as @Peston tries to suffocate his sobs with peanut M&Ms #meanwhile twitter.com/jamesmelville/…

Adrian chanting now on floor. Something about Alan Shearer and "at least I wear a fucking matching suit". We have called a doctor for Glenn.

Martin O'Neill has put Gary Lineker masks onto Hoddle and Chiles' heads, and is pretending to be both Alans. #WorldCupFinal #WorldCup2014

Adrian is playing a Rubik's cube, I haven't seen Glenn's body move in some time. One them is humming. #WorldCupFinal #worldcup2014

Given up: The 2 viewers were just our monitors in the studio. Even we have just turned it over to BBC1 now. #WorldCupFinal #WorldCup2014

Our main demographic now is either people unable to reach remote, those whose carers have left them, the recently deceased. #WorldCupFinal

Tonight there's a choice of BBC and ITV and some people are still choosing to listening to Adrian Chiles drone on?

#Audience breakdown prediction - ITV: Adrian Chiles' mum; BBC: everyone else

The only person tuning in to ITV now is Adrian Chiles' mum. #WorldCupFinal

Anyone just hear what Adrian Chiles said? Nahhhh me neither #BBC

Gary Linekar, Alan Hansen, Alan Shearer & Rio Ferdinand or Adrian Chiles?? Tough one.. 🙈

Adrian Chiles with your face like a man in a studio with absolutely no viewers

Producer has just said in my ear that we have a 30% share. We started at 40% 30 seconds ago. How? #WorldCupFinal #WorldCup2014

@StDeeley82 @BBCOne @GaryLineker @BBCMOTD watch it on itv instead !!! Boycott bbc one

Just going over my jokes list one last time. Brazuca sounding like verucca is a gem. Suarez bite joke. Nice. #WorldCupFinal #WorldCup2014

Congratulations to Alan Hansen tonight. I could have had his job. I turned it down. ITV is the future.