Alexandra

#shedtwt intro🌸🍒 ❀ 𝟣8 𝜗𝜚⋆₊˚ ❀ 𝗌𝗁𝖾/𝗁𝖾𝗋 ˙⋆✮ ❀ 166cm ❀ cw 71kg, sw 93kg, gw 43kg I FOLLOW BACK ฅ(•˕ •マ⟆

@Pvernoedke A magician doesnt leak his secrets

BRO HOW are you so fast, it's been literally 3 seconds

Wanna cut but too lazy to even just stand up from the bed and take fucking blade bro💔

I find nothing to be TMI

@lina_omorii I wont trust im indestructible

@Meaowstaar i mean… yeah?? maybe? don’t explode tho

My lighter ran out of fuel do i just ute my straightener

How it feels having anti proship oomfs and proship oomfs at the same time

@dazaislelftleg Wait thay was. Alie i did have them on i was just asleep my fault

who of my oomfs are still alive say hi

@dazaislelftleg WAIR OH NY GOD I DIDNT HAVE NOTIFS ON FOR U YET HELLO UR BACK WTF

@crystalhelixxxx I genuinely might i was in shock too so i didnt think of doing it back to her so now everyone just things i have a fungal infection

@Meaowstaar Nuke everyone

Why did my friend scream that i have a fungi infection no i dont i have burn marks ur the one with a UTI bro🫩🫩🫩

@Lean_is_law RIGHT EIGHT RHATS WHAT IM SAYING I WAS A HATER AT FIRTS BUT WHY IS IT ACTUALLY FIRE

@Meaowstaar youre so right

Why is burning lowk better than cutting

Broo this smells like burnt deer meat or some shit w a mic of pork n chicken nvm i dont wanna taste my own meat ew

@zombieg1rl0 Ur so right bro.. wise words oms

@Meaowstaar i wonder this everyday, the only correct answer is open up as many as possible (⌒▽⌒)

Do i look too much like a hoe if i open up one more button

@crystalhelixxxx Ur right namaste zen bro theyre all liar liars pants on fire

@Meaowstaar They’re literally lying bruh you’re fine

Thwyre back to accusing me of being schizophrrnix or bipolar or some shit dont pml im going to tweak and kill all of these freaks bro

@wateredpeaches DEADASS BRO

@Meaowstaar DAMN BRO THE UNIVERSE IS OUT FOR U😭

Can people stop threatening me its lowk stressing me out guys

@elffrierenn My parents n my doctors💔🫩

@Meaowstaar who

@wateredpeaches NOTHING IVE LITERALLY DONE NOTHING IM JUSY LIVING LIKE I ALWAYS HAVE WHY R THEY ALL COMING AT ME NOW AT ONCE ITS LIKE THEY TEAMED UP OR SOME SHIT EVEN THE FUCKING SILVERFISH AND HUGE SPIDERS SUDDENLY CAME AT ME AT SCHOOL IVE GENUINELY ONLY SEEN A SPIDER TWO OTHER TIMES IN 3YRS

@Meaowstaar WHAT BRO WHAT DID YOU DO

@wateredpeaches DEADASS BRO IM THE ENIGMA NOT AN ENIGMA IM THE ENIGMA TOP DOG PHEROMONES DOMINATING SHIT

@Meaowstaar Yesss dominate them all like the alpha enigma u are

@wateredpeaches BRO LIKE EVERYTHING MY LIFE HOSPITAL SCHOOL WARD EVERYTHING

@Meaowstaar WHAT ARE THEY EVEN THREATENING WHY

@suicidelovstory Ill drop a documwnt soon oms

@Meaowstaar start name dropping oomf