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@C_Henselae Every week it's like "this gets better" WERE SECOND TRIMESTER. AND IM A SURGERY RESIDENT. BE MORE SPECIFIC.

If you're wondering how pregnancy is going I just spent $40 on Walgreens candy because I've thrown up too many different crackers so now I'm going to wake up and eat some peach rings, or gummy worms, or lifesavers.

"dont tell people you're burned out, it makes you seem weak" 🤬

Therapy just isn't a viable option right now but... "We can do hard things" is a nice stand in for now (😂 only several years late to it).

"why don't you ask the doctor who ordered it what they want" "I am the doctor who ordered it" 🫠🫠

I wanna make one of those "5-9 after my 9-5 videos" but it would just be "here is my 4-8, i drank an energy drink and two coffees and ate candy for lunch while I worked, i thought I'd work out when i got home but i passed out watching TikTok instead".

In a schedule that alternates coverage between several team members, residents always have to cover holidays because we can't say no..... 🤬

"only 72ish more working hours until I'm done with this rotation" (done Sunday morning) ... She says as she realizes that's 32 hours more than a "standard" work week.

This career has taken a *lot* out of me as of late. And I'm just endlessly grateful for the people around me who remind me of my humanity and need to take care of myself.

To all people who evaluate medstudents and residents: - shy ≠ incompetence or disinterest - quiet ≠ incompetence or disinterest - introverted ≠ incompetence or disinterest If we’re going to ask people to be themselves, and if they’re not jerks, then let them be themselves.

@trololola_ And psych 😜

Y’all sleeping, and they have hella real housewives

Went to the store to buy shampoo and left with walking potatoes and now I can't work out I'm too full of potato.

I don't think I've been to a @ChipotleTweets in three years that has had >75% of my order available. Last time they just sent a bowl with steak and lettuce.

Downloaded Be real and wow all of mine are just the same shot of me at work. Is this .... Living the dream?

Just a reminder that Making History and 1600 Penn were excellent shows that deserved a full season.

Just keep in mind to like, maybe start thinking of other ways to "complement" someone. And also give Maintenance Phase (most recent episode) a listen.

30+ishhhhhh lbs later and I still struggle with the body in the mirror but I am thankful for the relationship I have with food and exercise now and hope one day I'll feel similarly happy about the body I'm in.

It's that time of year where I'm reminded that I have, engrained in my memory, every time someone complemented how thin I was and subsequently asked how I did it.

It's your three month reminder that I may be be a doctor but i had jolly rancher gummies and a monster as my only meal between 6-6 several days this month. ♥️ Follow me for more nutrition tips.