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Now that aliens are being discussed, some random facts: - The Catholic Church has a Bishop of the Moon. It’s Bishop John Noonan of the Diocese of Orlando, FL, which due to a technicality in Canon Law, and the fact that Apollo 11 departed from Florida, includes the Moon as its ecclesiastical jurisdiction. - The Catholic Church is open to the possibility of intelligent life beyond Earth. Believing in aliens does not conflict with doctrine. Fr. José Funes published in 2008 that excluding aliens would put “limits on God’s creative freedom”. Pope Francis in 2014 said that if an alien asked for baptism, he should not be denied emphasizing that “the Holy Spirit blows where it wills”. Fr. Guy Consolmagno, Director of the Vatican Observatory says that any entity with a soul, even if otherworldly, is a candidate for a relationship with God. - In summary, the Catholic Church leaves the question about the existence of aliens open and on the purview of scientific fact only. The existence of aliens would not ge in contradiction with doctrine, and if aliens were found to exist, it would be the position of the Church to try and baptize them and save their soul for Jesus. All this while having a Bishop for the Moon.

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The Afroman story seems like one of those where everyone laughs and high fives Afroman and then in two years the Netflix documentary comes out and it's like, Oh, that's why they sued him.

Do you guys remember when President Obama quit smoking cigarettes because it was "unbecoming of a president?" God, I miss the days when there were things that were unbecoming of a president. 😑

@_nickydon @AMRVIKING @PolymarketSport Ok

@MemoFifi @AMRVIKING @PolymarketSport Just trust me on this most tickets are getting bought up by Iranians

🚨JUST IN: FIFA has rejected Iran’s request to relocate it’s matches to Mexico. FIFA wants Iran to play their games in LA and Seattle as scheduled.

@EPM106 Imagine a JFK series called “The Magic Bullet”

fucking insane thing to call the movie lol

Es como en México, pero al revés…

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@_nickydon @AMRVIKING @PolymarketSport You don’t have to be a Belgian fan to want to go to see Belgium

@MemoFifi @AMRVIKING @PolymarketSport Are you retarded? Theres 400k Iranians living in California alone. These are mostly good and wealthy people. Whereas Belgians and New Zealand’s fans actually have to travel all the way there.

There never was any "Trump Derangement Syndrome" It's called "We were right about everything"

@mark_slapinski Trump needed a distraction from the virality of the news that Trump appears over a million times in the Epstein files

I'm still confused. Please help me here. Why is America at war with Iran?!

@4NGELWING Sony’s are slightly better, but the AirPods are infinitely easier to remember the name

no bro don’t buy airpods. you need the Sony WH-1000XM5-WHCH720N-WF1000XM5-CH520

Did you know that Islamic law prevents pregnant women from divorcing their husband's??? Oh, wait. My bad. I meant Missouri. Missouri law. Typo. It happens.

@USA_Polling It’s no conspiracy theory.

Sometimes I believe the conspiracy theory that anti-nuclear environmentalists are just oil and gas astroturfed organizations

@Microinteracti1 Isn’t this how Mr. Spock finds the cloaked Klingon ship at the end of “Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country” (1991)? An idea so advanced it’s from a 35 year old sci-fi movie…

The F-35 was supposed to be unkillable. That was the whole point. Lockheed Martin spent thirty years and four hundred billion dollars, the most expensive weapons programme in human history, building an aircraft that the enemy simply could not see. Not on radar. Not on infrared. Not on anything. The F-35 was not just a fighter jet. It was a theological statement. America’s way of saying: we have moved beyond the reach of your missiles, your sensors, and your prayers. Iran apparently didn’t get the memo. Somewhere over Iranian airspace on March 19, 2026, an IRST system, infrared search and track, the kind of sensor your grandmother could probably explain, looked up, found the F-35, and locked on. Not because Iranian engineers are geniuses. Because the F-35, it turns out, is extremely hot. All that engine. All that thrust. All that carefully sculpted stealth geometry, and the bloody thing glows like a kettle. The heat signature data Iran now holds is not just embarrassing. It is a gift that keeps giving. To Moscow. To Beijing. To every procurement ministry on the planet that has been quietly wondering whether to spend the money on systems designed to kill this aircraft. The answer, as of this week, is yes. And here is the bit that should really worry the Pentagon. You can patch software. You can redesign coatings. You cannot reprogramme a pilot’s brain. Every F-35 driver who takes off from here on knows, actually knows, that someone down there might be able to see them. That changes everything about how they fly. Caution replaces aggression. Hesitation replaces instinct. Four hundred billion dollars. And in the end, it was done in by a heat sensor. Tremendous. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

Trump told you he’d run America like a business. He is. It’s called asset stripping. You sell the profitable pieces, gut the workforce, load it with debt, and walk away rich while everyone else holds the bag. USPS? For sale. The military? Subcontracted to the Saudis/Israelis. The debt? YOURS!!!

Grande Zendaya, la primera actriz en la historia de Hollywood que descubrió que si lavas la ropa la puedes usar más veces.

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@dpheneghan1 @CathyYoung63 No it isn’t. Mass immigration doesn’t exist. The billionaire pedophile ring that controls your life tells you it exists to distract you from paying attention, so you’d rather hate the poorest most vulnerable people instead of those truly robbing you.

Mass immigration is a vector of class warfare directed by $$$$ and management against the working class. Mass immigration crushes wages, increases housing costs, prohibitively increases healthcare costs, denies Americans jobs, favors aggressive ethnic lobbies, causes social atomization leading to ills such as drug addiction, homelessness, mental illness, suicide death. What kind of cruel bastards does this to America's most vulnerable.

Immigration law is complicated, but imagine thinking this meme makes a good point (Really, these are the people who stand between you and a better life?)