Merrranda☀️🐌🌿🍄🪴

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Merrranda☀️🐌🌿🍄🪴

@Mer_anda

36 y/o plant mother. Instagram: merrranda_

Iowa, USA Bergabung Nisan 2009

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Merrranda☀️🐌🌿🍄🪴@Mer_anda·19 Eyl

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i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

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@Talk_2_Em_Chris Iceberg lettuce.

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HollywoodChris™@Talk_2_Em_Chris·1d

@Mer_anda Ketchup, mayo, iceberg lettuce

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Onions. Cheese. Pickles. Leaf lettuce

Food Pleaser@FoodPleaser

Be honest here….. 🍔 🍔 ⚠️

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@RampageStew I’m sorry for your loss

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Lemon Pepper Specialist@RampageStew·2d

Paid off my final student loan this month and just like I expected my credit score dropped 🤬

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Merrranda☀️🐌🌿🍄🪴@Mer_anda·2d

Something in my brain is like “man my friends and family probably think I’m a burden let’s not reach out to them at all ever again.”

𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛@muheediva01

What’s the first sign your period is coming that has nothing to do with cramps?

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@Carlwinshigh Is there something else I’m supposed to do?

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Don Carlo 🇭🇹@Carlwinshigh·5d

Ladies when it be yall birthday, do yall ever sit alone and just think/reflect?

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@KevHarlanEffect @kkingreese “Whenever you want” as if it’s not winter for almost half the year lol

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The Kevin Harlan Effect@KevHarlanEffect·6d

My brother in Christ is that concrete

Connor Griffin@RealCGriff

Living in Chicago is awesome because you can just go chill on the beach whenever you want

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@McDonalds I need to know what y’all gave me.. it’s supposed to be a “blueberry and crème pie.” I could use this thing as a hammer it’s so hard 🤔

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Merrranda☀️🐌🌿🍄🪴@Mer_anda·11 Tem

$580 with free heat in 2012. 1 bed/1 bath.

𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛@muheediva01

Be Honest…How much rent were you paying in your very first apartment? I’m tryna see how cheap life used to be.

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𝒥𝑅!@jr_mdg_·8 Tem

when I say "ima call you later" i mean like later on in life not today

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I feel like everything is the same color these days.

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I mean I’ll go outside because I’m a curious cat but I’m hesitant 😂

summrs@1luckixho

if yo ex texted you right now and said come outside wyd

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Merrranda☀️🐌🌿🍄🪴@Mer_anda·7 Tem

@Joethecreator99 The name says Kelly something and the date is November of 2016?

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Joe@Joethecreator99·6 Tem

Shortly after having their wedding just 3 days ago on the third of July, Taylor swift has just announced on her instagram that she is pregnant with twins. She recently went live on instagram and announced the news to her fans and said that she is ready to begin the journey of motherhood and wants to be the best mother to her child.

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As shitty as things feel, I can say I’m glad to live in a place where I can be a 36 y/o single woman living alone with no children.

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Merrranda☀️🐌🌿🍄🪴@Mer_anda·6 Tem

@the_ceo99 This is one of those ”speak for yourself” situations.

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the_ceo@the_ceo99·6 Tem

Dear men, if she says, “cum for me”….she wants it to be over.

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Whisper ꩜@wagonburnerart·30 Haz

Being 30 is so funny tbh because it’s so obvious to me now that my frontal lobe is fully developed. I used to be such an incredible little dumb ass. My only regret of my 20’s was how much I centered my life around relationships and not myself.

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