milk

bringing this to the bar

1 WEEK UNTIL VOID ETERNAL !!

@carrieeeberri woahhhh 🥵

@carrieeeberri no way!!! :O

guys the sky is pink

@meganland_ 😮‍💨

In Long Island there was a duck that participated and finished a marathon. The duck was awarded a medal and a standing ovation Olympics up next. twitter.com/shouldhaveaduc…

Wait your balls aren’t supposed to go in the condom???

Fatalities from texting and driving in 1960

This CPI meme is running out of space

He’s a 10 but the officially reported CPI number is 9.1

This says a lot about our nation.

Lime SKITTLES are back. Tune in on 3/29 to watch this guy we hired apologize to every single person who complained. twitch.tv/skittles

@ThePhat @Immortals My little man ain’t so little anymore 🥺

Happy to announce that I have joined @Immortals as a full-time coordinator!! 🥳🎉 From studying engineering, to finding two amazing internships, to a full time job - joining the esports industry is a dream, and Immortals has turned that dream into a reality👑

@ninabumstead @TwistedTea @TwistedTea I think you should maybe go ahead and send it to this one

@TwistedTea Blessed be the tea

feelin ~bored~ so I might sponsor someone with a care package. drop a comment below if ur into that sort of thing

@Phat_RL SnailTrailSniffer**

@Phat_RL Snail Trailer

I need help on a rebrand from @phat_rl to something more broad/general - give me your best ideas! 🙏🏻 All meme and real ideas are accepted 🥵

@Tennismaster_11 @Phat_RL @discord Everything’s muted, it’s nice and quiet

@Milkchal @Phat_RL @discord Either you don’t have ears or nobody messages you… either way rip ❤️😂

PSA: Do NOT update @discord or your ears will bleed severely from the horrendous winter-themed notification sounds RIP 👂