Michael Phillis

@eatmoresnaxx Can confirm

all i can think of talk about is heidi klum as a worm

@NickiJizz @eatmoresnaxx So good!

i'm so proud of @eatmoresnaxx! this bitch is so fuckin amazing and slayed it in Scream the musical! literally one of my favorite human beings!

@tito_so_to @RainbwNightmare Truly deserved praise! #rosetatum

100% my favorite part of Hell Hole weekend was @RainbwNightmare getting their well deserved praise on stage from Jaida Essence Hall on their incredible performance for Sqream. My heart can’t take how proud I am of my sister. Lisa forever makes all our worlds so much better 🥹💖

@JanelleMonae @treelzebub TWO THINGS I LOVE TOGETHER AT LAST!

It's Halloween and I'm in MY E L E M E N T THE DIVA P L A V A L A G U N A 💙🛸🥶👽🖖🏾 #thefifthelement

@CultofJelly Proud of you

@SpewanMcGregor Go on, Aaron. Explain why you chose

@Clarko Loved Sliders so hard

Remember when Sliders got ALMOST home, but the dimension they got was one where the Golden Gate Bridge was blue? So they just kept sliding? If anything is responsible for the 2020s’ multiverse mania it’s every Gen X and Xellennial kid growing up on Sliders and Quantum Leap.

Watching the Fellowship of the Ring and realizing my headcanon perfect role for John Rhys-Davies isn’t Gimli or even Indiana Jones’ Sallah. It’s Maximillian Arturo in Sliders.

@ONEANDONLYREXY A dollar?!

This pride season don’t forget to be nice to your bartenders and tip them more!

This weekend at Oasis! Thurs is the premiere of @sfbaloney's brand new show, just in time for FOLSOM. Don't call it a cumback! 💦 9/16-25 Thurs - Sat, doors 6pm show 7pm eventbrite.com/e/159627459027

Attn: LA! Check out the premiere of Baloney (the film) with a performance by Baloney (the stage show) and Q&A by @bendelacreme (the fabulous queen) at @Outfest (the LGBTQ film fest) this weekend!

@TomiLahren It's okay to be scared sweetie. Let it out.

These leftists clutching their pearls tonight is really something given the fact just a few months ago they were clutching TVs and Gucci belts as they bolted out of smashed store fronts.

@JohnCleese I'm so sorry, John. Get well soon.

Dear Twits, I have added my name to the signatories of the letter in solidarity with JKRowling Proud to be in the distinguished company of Ian McEwan, Andrew Davies, Frances Welch, Lionel Shriver, Ben Miller, Tom Stoppard, Frances Barber, Griff Rhys-Jones and Matthew d'Ancona

@realDonaldTrump Corrupt Baby Donnie gave up on his own admin's safety plan & thinks putting your kids in danger will help him in November... it won't! But it will kill more people. He's good at that part!

Corrupt Joe Biden and the Democrats don’t want to open schools in the Fall for political reasons, not for health reasons! They think it will help them in November. Wrong, the people get it!

@blaireerskine Y'all it is clearly a joke... did you not catch that one of their "kids" is named Hydroxycholoroquine?!?! LOL! Get it @blaireerskine

That’s my husband Dan Maples in that video from Costco and I have some things to say!!