Hōzuki Mizukage

It seems that all the women are targeting the Uchiha.

Morning.

[Shut the fuck up about "feels" already. No one gives a fuck.]

"Who are you bloody people...."

@SexyHyuuga {Throws a blanket over her as she sleeps.}

Ah, the day of love. Too bad fools can't figure out that they don't have to buy their women flowers or sweets one day a year.

Sprawls out on the ground with a yawn as he savored the sun on his pale skin.

Rolls out of a pitcher of water but trips on a conveniently placed rolling pin. "Holy shit--!!"

Covers his mouth and yawns as he sat in the grass field, laying back calmly. "What a quiet night..."

Calm yourself.

"Hn..."

"Alochol needed...in large amounts..."

"Hmm..."

"Splitting headaches can only be soothed with sake... Lots and lots of sake..."

/Yawns lightly and rolls over on the ground, cuddling a bottle of sake./

"I need a drink."

@_Shizune [I can just imagine what that night'll be like. Chaos and a rain of flaming (almost charcoal looking) cookies from the ceiling.]

@_Shizune [I've seen the plans go down for it. All they need is to get a certain snake drunk and somehow obtain a saddle.]

@_Shizune [Ok, good. I thought someone would have to call the hazmat team. /Again/. But the raptor riding seems plausible.]

@_Shizune [... Kairi didn't try to cook again, did she? Or was one of the medics in full cowboy/girl uniform and riding raptors?]