Moneyline Lab 🧪

@BleacherReport @TaylorRooks Chicago really said “we suffer together” and shipped her out 😭

ANGEL REESE TRADED TO ATLANTA DREAM, per @TaylorRooks 🤯

@PeteThamel Better hire than most NBA teams making rn? 😭

Sources: North Carolina intends to hire longtime NBA coach Michael Malone as the school’s next basketball coach. He’s an NBA Championship coach with the Denver Nuggets from the 2022-23 season and has won 510 games as an NBA head coach.

@BrianCaldNBA Fully healthy Luka = top 3 in the league

BREAKING: Luka Doncic will return before the first round of the playoffs. His trip to Europe was a success and his hamstring isn’t bothering him anymore.

TONIGHT’S NBA SCRIPT 📋 Watch this carefully ⚠️ Pistons ML Magic ML Knicks ML Hawks ML Cavaliers ML Grizzlies ML 76ers ML Spurs ML

TONIGHT’S MLB HR SCRIPT 💣 Too easy tonight… or trap? ⚠️ Aaron Judge HR Shohei Ohtani HR Juan Soto HR Kyle Schwarber HR Pete Alonso HR Rafael Devers HR Gunnar Henderson HR Vladimir Guerrero Jr. HR

TONIGHT’S MLB SCRIPT 📋 Script already leaked 🤫 Cubs ML Guardians ML Marlins ML Pirates ML Cardinals ML Brewers ML Dodgers ML Tigers ML

@HopeCrytpo Booker or Ellis the weak link here? 👀

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@r_born22 Jokic 14+ assists in a parlay?? 😭 bro turned a solid idea into a lottery ticket

Swing the rock Like Aaron Gordon’s line by itself

TONIGHT’S NBA POINTS SCRIPT 🔥 Script already leaked 🤫 Brunson O24.5 Points Banchero O22.5 Points Mitchell O26.5 Points Morant O24.5 Points Embiid O28.5 Points Wembanyama O24.5 Points Cunningham O23.5 Points Trae Young O22.5 Points Edwards O25.5 Points Booker O27.5 Points

5000 DOLLARS BET FOR MLB TODAYS SLATE 🤑

MY NBA LOCKS TODAY 💅 CMON BABY LETYS MAKE SOME CHILD 👶

Locked in $5,000. Line makes zero sense

$5,000 on the line… Let’s see if I’m right

@BronMuse This duo changes everything for the Lakers

LEBRON & BRONNY VS HOUSTON: 34 PTS 21 PTS 12 AST 6 AST 10 REB 5 REB 2 BLK 3 STL 4 3PM 5 3PM LAKERS TAKE GAME 1 🔥

NBA SATURDAY POINTS WINS SHEET 🏀 • Victor Wembanyama 20+ • Nikola Jokic 20+ • Bam Adebayo 15+ • Jalen Duren 15+ • Tyrese Maxey 22+

just SPENT 3 min cooking this in my secret LAB 🍀 LOOK LIKE EZ 10X

What an ez 100 $ 🥱

TONIGHT’S NBA & MLB SCRIPT 📋 Too easy tonight… or trap? ⚠️ NBA: Washington Wizards ML Miami Heat ML San Antonio Spurs ML Denver Nuggets ML Detroit Pistons ML Philadelphia 76ers ML MLB: St. Louis Cardinals ML Detroit Tigers ML Toronto Blue Jays ML Chicago White Sox ML Milwaukee Brewers ML Kansas City Royals ML

BREAKING: Chet Holmgren has come out as Gay.

@BrianCaldNBA If it starts with “BREAKING” on Twitter… it’s probably fake.