Moopes

Carrie Underwood: “he's probably buying her some fruity little drink 'cause she can't shoot whiskey” 8 yr old me: wow how embarrassing

genuinely who uses portrait mode

spongebob i love you so much man. thanks for being you

Whoah… What was the profession of the person who made this, what method and material did they use, what animal does it resemble, what is its purpose, and when was it made?

throwing up in a cup is actually very chic

you’ll never regret going for a walk

life is so crazy man

Let's take a look inside the pupa.

law roach is a perfect project runway judge

They’re dividing me by 3 tomorrow

Yo, like M J doctor they killing me, propofol, I know they hope I fall, but tell 'em winning is my motherfuckin' protocol

when i eat salmon i feel like a bear. like it makes me feel more closely connected to bears

A painting by SpongeBob creator Stephen Hillenburg (2012).

HOW DO J STOP AUTOMATIC FACEBOOK UPLOAD FROM INSTAGRAM

'SWIMS' upside down is still 'SWIMS.'

holy shit i just ate so many mulberries

Feeling weird from my cookie based diet

prime numbers are so cunty wdym youre only divisible by yourself diva

Nebraska corn field captured by Dorion Antares.