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@merlinmaveric @VibhuJaiswal8 @StrangestMedia if you dont bust a nut, that nut dies, and gets absorbed back into the body ;-;
bust a nut, or your gonna bust in yourself, and thats kinda gay
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DukeMortis
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@MortisCommon
When stupidity meets insanity, a Twitter user is born. creator of vantage dashing in apex professional roller player
jail Bergabung Ekim 2022
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walked in on my wife taking nude photos of herself holding this. which she has not sent me.
Alexis ☭@gothgfdotrip
A girl needs her 140cm Dongfeng DF-61 ICBM plushie 🥺
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Kasane Teto containment 🥖
Bittles ✒️Cartoon Vtuber ➡️ OshiUplink@BittlesToon
I want to see a bunch of vtubers redrawn with this.
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@ALaserino71420 @chrisHenny123 @Ib_ra_himm I didn't though lmao, how can you assume something and then use that fake made up information to insult
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@MortisCommon @chrisHenny123 @Ib_ra_himm Porque ya le dijiste donde vives o en google pusiste tu direccion, burro.
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'Portal 2' will not get a new Battle Royale mode this year.
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Batman will not appear in Insomniac's next 'Spider-Man' game.
This may be because he's a DC character, rather than part of Marvel.
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Hideo Kojima is working on another video game.
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Ganondorf will not replace the Ender Dragon as the primary boss of 'Minecraft.'
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I can confirm that 'GTA IV' will not release in 2026, because the game already came out years ago.
GameStop@gamestop
Grand Theft Auto IV released 18 years ago today.
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no way they made a bird named after my two favorite things
Manoco@Moonlighhy
"Rather than sit in the wet grass this little bushtit chose to stay with me".
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Pukey Goddess being translated by that dogshit dragon baby company is ironically the best marketing campaign they could have wished for
ファム・スール@pukeygoddess
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removing the fursuit to reveal a fallout ghoul
max 🔜 FWA, MP@goatedtwunk
He is mildly radioactive
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