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Greetings from the Museum of Future Dinosaurs! We're the 'cool parent' of museums. The cafe only serves ice-cream. Go ahead and touch the objects. Your bed-time is never.

Salutations from the Museum of the History of Skulls! Today we'll be closing early because we need to find that escaped TGIF.

Hello from the Museum of Just One Wizard! Don't forget to book tickets to our family show: 'Quality and Canaries: A heart-warming musical experience.'

Greetings from the Museum of Charity and Trumpets! We actually only have Apples here, but no-one was visiting, so we changed the name. Gotcha, suckers!

Greetings from the Museum of Tea and Ice-Cream! What do you have in your display case for us today, Emoji Curator? _________ ㅤㅤㅤㅤ👑 I ㅤㅤㅤI ㅤㅤㅤㅤ🐯 ㅤ🦆ㅤㅤ ㅤ 👈 🥼 👍 I________I ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ 👖

Salutations from the Fireworks Museum! Here's a drawing done by Johanna, age 4, that was inspired by our collections. Great job! It's a...Skull?

Hello from the Museum of Guidance! If we were to describe ourselves in Dungeons and Dragons terms we would be a Chaotic-Neutral Dragonborn Fighter. *Rolls a critical fail*

Hello from the Museum of Sass! Don't forget to book tickets to our family show: 'Memes and Spiders: Two worlds collide.'

Hello from the Museum of Future Soup! We've added painted floor lines to help guide you around the museum. Orange lines lead to the restaurant. Burnt Sienna lines go to the galleries. Glowing lines you should never EVER follow!

Greetings from the Museum of Just One Shark! Fact of the day: Robots will soon replace Portals, so make sure to appreciate them while you can!

Salutations from the Museum of Novelty 😱! We've added painted floor lines to help guide you around the museum. Blue lines lead to the front desk. Puce lines go to the galleries. Octarine lines appeared overnight and lead right to my office...

Hello from the Museum of Awesomeness! Today's password is 'Giant Canary'. Whisper that to one of our staff members to get access to the REALLY cool stuff. No spoilers, but imagine a Apple, but more Angry and kind of like a Meme. Keep it hush hush.

Salutations from the Museum of Just One Monster Truck! What do you have in your display case for us today, Emoji Curator? _________ ㅤㅤㅤㅤ🧢 I ㅤㅤㅤI ㅤㅤㅤㅤ😇 ㅤ🚀ㅤㅤ ㅤ 👈 🥼 👍 I________I ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ 👖

Greetings from the Doggos Museum! Check out our latest TripAdvisor feedback: 'A great place to bring the kids to learn about the dangers of History'

Salutations from the Museum of Mysteries! This half-term make sure to check out our new exhibition: 'Headphones that only work when you wiggle them: fact or fiction?' We hope you enjoy your visit.

Hello from the Museum of Alternative Roll for Initiative!! Fact of the day: Blankets aren’t real, and we're the only museum that will tell you that .

Welcome to the Museum of the History of Things You Lost Down The Back Of The Sofa! If we were to describe ourselves in Dungeons and Dragons terms we would be a Chaotic-Neutral Kobold Wizard. See you Saturday for games night!

Welcome to the Museum of the History of Pirates! We've added painted floor lines to help guide you around the museum. Green lines lead to the reception. Burnt Sienna lines go to the galleries. Rainbow lines lead to a wizard in a green city. Hope you brought your ruby slippers!

Salutations from the Museum of Alternative Trash! After many complaints we have discontinued our line of postcards featuring an alien enjoying a hot air balloon ride with Adele. We apologise for any offence caused.

Welcome to the Museum of Just One Doggo! We've added painted floor lines to help guide you around the museum. Blue lines lead to the gift shop. Cerulean lines go to the galleries. Glitter lines follow you, getting closer and closer with each step...