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Ambitious Llama🦙

@MusingsofAwe

Tweeting about Africa & North America. Politics, economics & global affairs. Kenyan-American. Immigrant. Gen Z

Atlanta, GA Bergabung Ağustos 2012
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Ambitious Llama🦙@MusingsofAwe·
Resiato is the hypothetical zebra that lives in my mind. I like to imagine her happy. That the tragic loss of her sister doesn't subdue her That her foalhood was filled with playful prancing across the savannah. That her first crossing of the Mara River made her stronger.
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Resiato and her family are watching. Watching her sister suffocate. Suffocate before she's devoured. Devoured by the cheetah. Because that's what you do when you're a zebra living in Amboseli. Watch a cat eating your sister. Before going to nibble on the next patch of grass.

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grails@grailsart·
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skooks
skooks@skooookum·
Being a good groupchat participant is not all that different from being a good dinner guest
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rosey🌹@thechosenberg·
Andrew Tate’s dad was a chess champ, ironic his son became a pawn
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Dimitry Yakoushkin
Dimitry Yakoushkin@decadimitry·
How could this level of blatant fraud make it past a VC firm led by this executive team?
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Ryan@ohryansbelt

Delve, a YC-backed compliance startup that raised $32 million, has been accused of systematically faking SOC 2, ISO 27001, HIPAA, and GDPR compliance reports for hundreds of clients. According to a detailed Substack investigation by DeepDelver, a leaked Google spreadsheet containing links to hundreds of confidential draft audit reports revealed that Delve generates auditor conclusions before any auditor reviews evidence, uses the same template across 99.8% of reports, and relies on Indian certification mills operating through empty US shells instead of the "US-based CPA firms" they advertise. Here's the breakdown: > 493 out of 494 leaked SOC 2 reports allegedly contain identical boilerplate text, including the same grammatical errors and nonsensical sentences, with only a company name, logo, org chart, and signature swapped in > Auditor conclusions and test procedures are reportedly pre-written in draft reports before clients even provide their company description, which would violate AICPA independence rules requiring auditors to independently design tests and form conclusions > All 259 Type II reports claim zero security incidents, zero personnel changes, zero customer terminations, and zero cyber incidents during the observation period, with identical "unable to test" conclusions across every client > Delve's "US-based auditors" are actually Accorp and Gradient, described as Indian certification mills operating through US shell entities. 99%+ of clients reportedly went through one of these two firms over the past 6 months > The platform allegedly publishes fully populated trust pages claiming vulnerability scanning, pentesting, and data recovery simulations before any compliance work has been done > Delve pre-fabricates board meeting minutes, risk assessments, security incident simulations, and employee evidence that clients can adopt with a single click, according to the author > Most "integrations" are just containers for manual screenshots with no actual API connections. The author describes the platform as a "SOC 2 template pack with a thin SaaS wrapper" > When the leak was exposed, CEO Karun Kaushik emailed clients calling the allegations "falsified claims" from an "AI-generated email" and stated no sensitive data was accessed, while the reports themselves contained private signatures and confidential architecture diagrams > Companies relying on these reports could face criminal liability under HIPAA and fines up to 4% of global revenue under GDPR for compliance violations they believed were resolved > When clients threaten to leave, Delve reportedly pairs them with an external vCISO for manual off-platform work, which the author argues proves their own platform can't deliver real compliance > Delve's sales price dropped from $15,000 to $6,000 with ISO 27001 and a penetration test thrown in when a client mentioned considering a competitor

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dr pepper diva
dr pepper diva@grace_iguess·
last year was tough but i never fell for the dubai chocolate stuff
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raccoon aesthetic.
raccoon aesthetic.@raccoonesthetic·
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Opinion Bakery
Opinion Bakery@IndiaSpeaksPR·
5 minutes on LinkedIn is enough to make me want to join the IRGC as a senior leader
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emily north@north0fnorth·
funniest place i’ve ever seen someone lose a balloon
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Melony🍈
Melony🍈@MelonTeee·
gardening is NOT relaxing bugs are eating all my shit I've never felt this violent in my life
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JJdoesTech
JJdoesTech@JJdoesTech·
How it started How it's going
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oliver
oliver@Mr_Sunflower_·
bunnies yay
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Satan@PostsOfSatan·
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Philip Oldfield
Philip Oldfield@SustainableTall·
A restaurant made from 12 recycled shipping containers welded together, clad in rammed earth Finally shipping container architecture that looks great! By Wallmakers, in Tuticorin, India
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van Schneider
van Schneider@vanschneider·
When I am angry at Claude I call it by its full name, Jean-Claude.
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