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@NjengaWill

December's Very Own

Kiahiti Bergabung Aralık 2013

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dave@UTFR93·6h

I'll save you some time. Its Szoboszlai.

Great British MC 🇬🇧@GreatBritishMC

Bonnie Blue claims that a Liverpool FC first-team player DM’d her, came out as homosexual, and then asked her to line up 23 guys for him 🤨

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Eric Njiru ⚽️@EricNjiiru·7h

Wan Bissaka is missing a crucial FA Cup quarterfinal because he's gone to Kinshasa to have a parade after Congo qualified for the World Cup.

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.@saundzo·14h

I feel like a lot of ppl who dedicate their accounts to football haven’t actually played it cause.. huh?

Amit💫🤟🏼@meamitshuklaa

So he trapped the ball with the studs of his left foot and passed it with the side of his right foot in one motion. Wow

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Noodle Vini@vini_ball·13h

People on this app think football is played in slow motion...

VITO@VITOiei

Lunin is an issue. He doesn’t track the ball’s trajectory properly briefly moves away, then corrects himself which shows his poor reaction. Poor positioning too. Not the only one to blame, but this is to point out that he's not a Courtois replacement in any way.

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SetGdNia🇯🇲@ShaniaJacko·12h

Walcott didn’t get cooked enough for this imo. MIND YOU a group stage win against Inter Milan is what influenced him to ask that 😭😭

utdreport@utdreport

Theo Walcott: “How does your 2008 [#mufc] team compare to this Arsenal team?” Wayne Rooney: “Yeah we’d batter them!” [@primevideosport]

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Specialized Orthopaedic & Prosthetic Care@Mercy_noti·6h

Amkeni huyu amekuwa minister of transport. Ukiona mtu analamba hivi sana there's something that's not okay, time will tell.

Hon. Aden Duale, EGH@HonAdenDuale

H.E. President @WilliamsRuto has remained deliberate in advancing equitable development, ensuring regions once marginalized are steadily transformed into hubs of opportunity. In Garissa County, this commitment is evident through the near-completion of the upgraded Garissa Airstrip into a modern regional aviation hub, alongside the construction of the new 150-metre dual-carriageway Tana River Bridge designed to support heavy commercial traffic and replace the aging, 43-year-old, flood-prone structure. These projects are set to significantly boost connectivity and economic activity across the North Eastern corridor. The airstrip will support daily flights to Nairobi, cutting travel time and increasing passenger traffic, while the bridge will enhance safe and efficient movement between Garissa, Wajir and Mandera counties. The improved infrastructure will also strengthen critical services such as medical evacuations and humanitarian response, positioning Garissa as a vital gateway and lifeline for the region.

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MaThings@KelMaundu·8h

Staff working at Tourist prone hotels kindly acheni kuwa racists to your fellow Kenyans. It's wrong. Ni hayo tu.

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Yoko@Kibet_bull·3h

He was super excited, although no one Kenyan was there to cheer him. Who is the CS for sports????

Yoko@Kibet_bull

There’s this skater by the name Kevin who won Gold for Kenya in Benin. I’m very sure that CS for sports was not even aware of this. He privately paid for his ticket. Cabinet secretaries are busy campaigning for Ruto.

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Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano·1h

🚨💣 BREAKING: Bernardo Silva will LEAVE Manchester City in June as a free agent, as revealed last week. It’s now official as Bernardo informed the club, as #MCFC assistant coach Pep Lijnders confirms. Bernardo hopes to pick his new club before the World Cup.

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Sun Tzu@ItsChanzu·5h

Dawg, this is Githurai 😭

RetrAshado@RetrAshado

This place exists in everyone's hometown

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Don Jay of Arsenal@Donjaytrix001·22h

Herpes is incurable These modern women are sick AF Don’t die for pleasure

ٰ@notsorealfgs

eating vagina is healthy

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Cyprian, Is Nyakundi@C_NyaKundiH·4h

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ohta Ryota 🇸🇬@Ohta_Ryota

Kiunjuri has resurrected

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Dr. Ho Yinsen@kinjeketile·5h

Imagine this doofus being your parent 😂

The Mayor@themayor_ke

"Wewe Sifuna haujasoma. Unadanganywa na Babu mwenye ako na degree kumi unatolea Rais Ruto kifua, na hiyo kifua yako tukiiangalia hata haifai"

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Mbabz@Kalasinga_·15h

Standard operating procedure. Very greedy and still very mean.

Ochieng' Amos@ochiamos

Rich clients are the most problematic lot. What do you mean those 3 people were arrested with a cumulative 500M in cash yet I know a client who did some work for one of them and they couldn't pay 10K consultation/disbursement fee for the day yet they had over $1M in their home.🤦‍♂️

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Ochieng' Amos@ochiamos·15h

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Renaissance ⚔️ Morio@RamzZy_·13h

I think our biggest undoing as Kenyans is electing people who lack pride & responsibility for anything that exists outside their family, house & neighborhood. They’re so cocooned away from reality they assume that trip from the office to their homes is the only Kenya that exists.

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Dusty Sahara@NoCountryHere·12h

Heartwarming scenes as youth rebuke politicians during Gustavo's(luhya_kidd) sombre send off, he unfortunately died alongside his wife, Dee, on Kenya's substandard killer roads. The message is home, fagia wote, erase the rogue political class in its entirety! RIP to the deceased.