𝒟𝓇. 𝐸𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝓎

does this mean i’m going to get pegged?

wait— but!

lovingly? have you gone soft, doctor?

you are. in a good way.

my girlfriend is so hot it’s scary.

is this a prank? i’m half expecting the reds and blues to pop out of the closest with a camera…

i’m not going to be able to see, talk, or walk straight for like a week, aren’t i?

no, that’s on saturdays, remember?

i think you just like shining that bright light in my eyes.

again?

Groan.

I can fix her.

Oh no I fell over. I hope a certain doctor doesn’t peg me.

I need to get laid.

i’m gonna make you wish that you’d stayed gone.