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@OneGallonPerDay

@nytimes Bestselling Author | JBF Award Winner | Shorenstein Journalism Award Nominee | Davidson Fellow | 🇺🇸

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Chris Gamez@Metsochist4Life·22h

looking like a gas station hot dogs on a roller for 7 hours

Sid Rosenberg@sidrosenberg19

No Jewish Heritage Night? The @Mets should be ashamed of themselves!!! I really did make the right decision! Lets Go @Yankees! @craigcartonlive

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Spud “12-gauge” Winfield IV@jakerogersmeat·1d

Temu shaver just cut my sack open and I really fucking wish I was kidding

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h@hyoki57·6h

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Tess Cecyl 🧸@TESSKNOWS

It’s 9am in NYC and I already hear jadakiss blasting in cars We’re so back !!!

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Murdoink@Murdoink·16h

justin wong seeing ken parry chun in the theater

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Uncle Carci🤓カルシ@CarcinogenSDA

I'm calling it, Evo Moment 37 is gonna be in the movie. Where's the Kalshi bet? I'm in.

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dash@thedigitaldash_·19h

this has me fucking crying bro somebody gotta punch that nigga in the back of his head 😭😭😭😭😭

playgirI garvi@garvvee

bartender said "drinks are free for pretty girls tonight" and winked at me, then charged me 17 bucks

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Mariah@mm_jiselle·23h

When somebody googles something i told them and i end up being right

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glocky@chefkumquat·18h

da moment u can tell dis escalated farther than she was willing to go 😭😭😭

Criminal Tube@CriminalTube

she wanted to cut through the drive-thru line

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𝓸𝓶𝓰 𝓲𝓽𝓼 𝓓𝓻𝓪𝓴𝓸 ♕ ★🧝🏽‍♂️@DrakoAfoa·1d

16yo Dexter: I don't know, prom sounds kinda lame to me Dexter's Dad: That's because you are a freak who will definitely become a serial killer. Just a freaky weirdo psychopath freak who will never be normal, that's what you are, son that I love so much