captain kaizer.

"let the young man in his desperation go out and hunt. if he kills the elephant, his poverty ends. if the elephant kills him, his poverty ends."

akabenezer is too good!!! 🤣

does NASA know i'm the star they're looking for??

Aka the breadwinner 🙂‍↔️

Not gray… I’m full of color 😏 Surprised? #ArtemissII

@Anthonyy__00 😂hm.

For this side everyday be Holiday o

Ah, so Homelander won’t be the first to do it??? 😭

i’m not the “i don’t take no for an answer” type of guy. i take no. say it early — i’ve already seen another fine girl 🙏🏾

You fly in planes, you can talk to someone across the world with less than a second delay on facetime, but you draw the line at space travel. Where tf do you think satellites are located you dimwit??

Michael Essien faced barça 8 times in his career and never lost a match .

MOGGED

I NEVER WANNA HEAR A SINGLE PERSON EVER TELL ME MANIFESTATION ISNT REAL

🚨 BREAKING: Mario Gomez says Peter Cech was a "Witch" he read their minds and was tested for doping after the 2012 final "I put the ball down and look at Peter Cech, who’s standing there and was a monster. I put the ball down, turn around, and it was clear for me, I’m going..... to hit into one corner, powerfully. I have to hit it powerfully, otherwise he’ll get to it. I walk back, turn around and think, no, he’ll save it. On the way to the ball I changed my mind and went for the other corner." "The mad thing about this story is: afterwards I have doping control. Petr Cech is sitting with me at doping control. He’s completely shy, reserved, and eventually he says to me: ‘Hey, what was with the penalty?’ I look at him and say: ‘Eh" "Then he says to me: ‘You wanted to shoot towards the other corner first. You totally confused me. I knew you were going for the other corner.’ He pretty much said what happened in me. That’s brutal. That made me realise again what a great goalkeeper he is.”

Nigerians always acting like they know everything until it’s time to vote for a good leader🤣

Ngl, The Bible really ate with Psalm 14:1 😭

Buffon played football for over 30 years, and this is the only free kick he conceded. Neymar special 🤯

Aka say he go kill Opoku because Opuku take ein hand rob ein head 😂🤣🤣🤣

For those asking about why we keep seeing the Artemis 2 crew working out even though it's a 10 day mission. Astronauts exercise two hours every day in space. Within hours of entering microgravity your fluids stop pooling in your legs and shift toward your head. Puffy face, stuffy nose, legs shrinking. Your body interprets this as having too much blood and starts reducing volume within the first day or two. By the end of week one your muscles and bones have started breaking down because gravity is gone and your body sees no reason to maintain tissue it isn't using. The bones that spent your entire life resisting gravity simply stop being loaded and begin to deteriorate at rates comparable to osteoporosis.