𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖆𝖓 𝕮𝖆𝖌𝖊| 𝑱𝒂𝒚. (Parody)

#PinnedTweet "I'm Christian Cage, that's why!" 🎙️👞🖤 The greatest TNT Champ in AEW history. Lover to Adam. Father to a few daughters, a son and a dinosaur. *18+ONLY NO MINORS *New to Christian Cage/Not new to RP *Bi/Multiship/Semi DTF RT?

Such an iconic moment of mine. Isla was genuinely a good sport about this.

@KickzSoElite //Happy birthday, Choco!! 🥳🎉

// It's the Writer's birthday..

ROMAN REIGNS JUST CUT A PROMO ON CM PUNK LIVE ON THE JIMMY FALLON SHOW 😭 “You’re probably confused why i’m here and ur at home… it’s because i’m the bigger star”

the french crowd singing shatter is still the BEST moment of clash in paris. bray was probably smiling ear to ear🥹

23 years ago, avril lavigne released ‘losing grip’

@ISeeClearlyCope forced me to be on Close Up with him so this is what @TheBlondieChats ended up with from me. Sorry not sorry.

3 Doors Down “Here Without You”

I do this whenever Triple H walks out during a PPV and makes it back to gorilla still alive

Evanescence “Going Under”

im still here

@WhatIsTrent How did you manage to do that?

Help, I am trapped in the bathroom.

#NewProfilePic I'm the father of standing on business.

t.A.T.u., "all the things she said" [2002]

He's so cute.

@ISeeClearlyCope That's true.

@OutworkedLegacy Good think you're cute

@TheBlondieChats Okay then I was obviously kidding.

@OutworkedLegacy You said during my Close Up interview that if we wanted to watch you shop for your new luxury watch that I'd have to pay. 🙄

I will not buy you a new luxury watch, by the way.

@ISeeClearlyCope @TheBlondieChats Because I didn't wanna be asked a million questions. You know how I am.

@OutworkedLegacy @TheBlondieChats Oh Christ.. God forbid we are on a show together. 😆 this is why we can't have anything nice around here.

@TheBlondieChats I didn't ask you to. That's what my money's for.

They had no reason to do it.