parker

❯❯❯ #promotwt ― #moothunt day 1 ! 𓈒۫　ׅ ✧ ⠀parker ,, superhero enthusiast ,, he/him ⠀⠀⠀🐈‍⬛ ꒰ 15 ( 4 • 7 ) ⌒ INTP 5w4 sp/sx 𓏲ּ ⠀♡ / rt to be oomfs ! ,, ifb most . .🍸 🏷️: #hstwt, #ewtwt, #cartoontwt, #musictwt, #raptwt, #theboystwt, #dctwt, #crptwt, & #yumetwt !

My mayor is Muslim, my pizza is Italian, I’d kill myself before cheating on Megan Thee Stallion

I need the Knicks to win because it feels like New York is the only state in the US having fun right now and I wanna see what happens when they overdose on joy and whimsy

💻 ⎯ #promotwt / #moothunt ( day 2 ) ᵎᵎ parker ➵ he/him ONLY ๑ 15 ᵎᵎ ︵︵ literally roxy lalonde ೀ ᵎᵎ ♡ / rt to be oomfs .ᐟ ifb most (,; ⩌ ;,) parkadelics.straw.page 🏷️: #hstwt, #ewtwt, #cartoontwt, #musictwt, #raptwt, #theboystwt, #dctwt, #crptwt, & #yumetwt .ᐟ

@imfornixon THIS IS CORRECT! minus the lame part... idk where you got that from... 🙄🙄🙄

@PARKADELICS Why not? Do you not want to support me? Thats lame :/

❯❯❯ #promotwt ― #moothunt day 1 ! 𓈒۫　ׅ ✧ ⠀parker ,, superhero enthusiast ,, he/him ⠀⠀⠀🐈‍⬛ ꒰ 15 ( 4 • 7 ) ⌒ INTP 5w4 sp/sx 𓏲ּ ⠀♡ / rt to be oomfs ! ,, ifb most . .🍸 🏷️: #hstwt, #ewtwt, #cartoontwt, #musictwt, #raptwt, #theboystwt, #dctwt, #crptwt, & #yumetwt !

@imfornixon i don't think i'm gonna do that actually 🤔🤔🤔

@PARKADELICS Can you put #maisietwt on ur intro

there’s a youtube video of me when i was 10 years old rapping and i say my full name, address, and phone number, and then proceed to rhyme my last name with hitler

dirk . Hi

@Z0MB13_1Z_D34D wait I love the hair tho omg

Visible collarbones(ish)? No. Visible collarBONER My hair is so faded please excuse that im redying it 2nite ❤️‍🩹

@MORGUEPARTYZ this might’ve been me… 🤹

why is oomf in cardi b's space rn

i bet it feels so good to be a cat and headbutt a person u love

androgynous edd masc tom fem matt and whatever the hell is up with tord

@Skarmeowsalot77 I thought this was a SAFE SPACE smh my head

@PARKADELICS ??? OOMF??

When OOMF lowkey into ponies

While googling Fetty Wap age I found myself emotionally moved by his pure glee

@imfornixon @JQAfan STARVE WHORE 🔥🔥🔥

@JQAfan I dont want to do this diet because i'll be hungry and i dont want to be hungry

I might just make it

@tordenstorm I also love how you draw tord's hair sm it's unreal

CLASS DOOOODKES

@tordenstorm AWWW EDD LOOK AT HIM 😭😭😭

Oh honey I cant wait to raise our kids off of emo music and little ceasers

we matching today ❤️