Parea Simone- PRE-DEBUT💜🧠

Hey, we just landed on X! 🧪 The brainy pair extraordinaire, dedicated to world conquest and your entertainment! Step into the lab!! We welcome you with open tentacles~ PAREASIMONE.CARRD.CO TAGS : 🐙 #Pareasimone 🎨 #Parasart 🔞 #Paraspicy Oshi mark : 💜 🧠

Simone is going in for dental surgery today. Wish her the best! Personally, I'll be taking over someone else while she's under, and have them buy her a few tubs of ice cream for when she comes to. ...Yes, I care about my host body. Shocking, huh?

"I do not like this painting, Simone. Its smug aura mocks me." -Danny DaCheeto

THIS WEEK'S SCHEDULE! I've never played roulette before, but it's not my life on the line, so why should I be worried?

We keep a few vials in our pocket. Wanna guess what they do?

@GalenosVT Heard you were looking for more strategy fans! I'm a brain parasite with a human host, dedicated to both world conquest and entertainment. Been meaning to give Age of Wonders a try myself. Personally, I've always liked Mind Flayers fantasy-wise. No idea why....

Vtubers! Ever wanted to rule a fantasy realm? A new DLC dropped for Age of Wonders, and I can hear the call... That's right! Time to spend hours in the faction creator and mess around! Share a picture, tell me a bit about yourself and I'll create you as a ruler ingame!

Hey, I didn't know I was in this game! I know I look a little bigger than usual, but you know what they say- the camera adds ten pounds to everyone.

After many struggles, we are FINALLY back to the lab! Shout-out to all the places at the airport that offered complimentary chips and salsa... y'all are the real lifesavers. We'll be back to the usual grind tomorrow! 💜 🧠

Simone and I have been stranded at the airport for several days, and right on our Twitter anniversary, too! Hold tight, folks- we'll do the celebratory post as soon as we land!

A reminder that all the rumors about this creator killing 20 people are FALSE. One of them died of a completely unrelated drug overdose.

Simone and I have been stranded at the airport. No streams until Thursday this week, or even a schedule... but the show must go on!

Our Vampire Crawlers demo stream was raided by the incredible Ness, BackyardRein, AND @BrawliinVT! Unfortunately , one of them brought a nasty visitor.... #vtuber

Peek-a-boo. EYE see you. 💜 🧠

Simone and I will be out for the weekend on a spiritual retreat... okay, that's a lie, but we WILL be somewhere cool. Expect more streams and shorts next week, and we'll see you on the flip side!

"Looks like you've caught our eyes... all three of them~" 💜 🧠

Our entire Umamusume experience, summed up in a single image:

SIMONE IS MEAN! She told me were going to Disney, and then took me to the dentist's office! I should be mad, but she's learned to dodge pain by using me as a shield. I'm so proud.

We've got horrific plans for this Friday the 13th, so we won't be around much.... but there's still business to attend to! Join us for a look at the new Vampire game, and a return to Ethiopia in AOE2!

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