Shady

Senegal omg shoulda scored

Rooney: We should have brought Kyle Walker

people obsessed with bitching about how we left Palmer and Foden at home having the worst day (they should be like me and bitch about us leaving Lewis Hall at home)

@mcwfcflops Yeah, our defending was sloppy in places, but we had huge swathes of bad luck in front of goal - wonder saves, denied a pen. That game could have ended up 5-2.

slagging off Gordon has been for the good of the country these past weeks

okay but this right-back situation IS still stupid

yes that one

Holy shit Gordon did something

oh we're at the 'do weird shit' stage

honestly who cares we're just dreadful and it's not getting better.

Fucking. Anthony. Gordon.

Can we have 'on the second-greatest goalscoring season ever' Kane show up please

we're already shit, we don't need the ref against us and their keeper on a mega-shift.

REF WHAT THE FUCK

ref what the actual fuck

it doesn't matter if we salvage today this defence is getting eaten alive

I'm gonna make my tea at half-time and I'm super looking forward to it now.

they're all just doing my head in. I can't even pick who to blame. All of them.

Rice that was astonishingly bad.

we're SO bad ahaha