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General Relativity is the gold standard in physics. the bits that were bolted on afterwards leave a little to be desired. Fluidic expansion? invisible undetectable particles? the cosmological constant? we can do better.

@julianHjessop Well if you sell AI and robots it is a great idea!

Can anybody in the Green Party see the problem with adding at least 18% to the minimum cost of employing an adult and at least 38% to the minimum cost of employing an 18 to 20-year-old? In just one year? Anybody?? 🤔 ft.com/content/431a16…

@Heccles94 This will certainly make the costs of investing in AI to replace workers more attractive. supporting this will put people of work, permanently.

The Greens will raise the minimum wage to £15 for all workers 💪

@TimothyEveland What? and miss King Charles ripping on Trump? Never.

Be honest. Would you time travel to the Middle Ages if you could?

@BrianMcDonaldIE There is but one ring to rule them all.

This is how friendships end.

AI has no sense of time and causality, without that, no self-awareness.

@JesterJum You don't get these free in your country?

If COVID shots were given away for free because they "saved lives", why isnt insulin given away for free? Or chemotherapy? Or EpiPens?

@AFP 1) it was a gift, 2) can we have New Hampshire back?

🇺🇸 🇬🇧 New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani has called for King Charles to "return" the prized Koh-i-Noor diamond, which the British Empire took from the Indian subcontinent in the 1800s, on the third day of the monarch's state visit. ➡️ u.afp.com/SaWx

@humansneedtail I seriously wonder sometimes if the debate on string theory would be fertile ground not for the study of physics but rather for behavioural psychology.

If you ever wanna know how much physics someone has studied, ask for their opinion on string theory.

@bushontheradio Somewhere to fish / how to catch fish 🙂🤝

We are going FISHING - what do we need / what do we need to know?

@3YearLetterman Knowing how to use ‘literally’ correctly in a sentence, for one. 🔥

I literally cannot name one thing that Great Britain does better than America

@JosieStratman Had he said this to the King, his majesty would likely have replied politely with "And perhaps you could return New Hampshire?"

Mayor Mamdani, pressed on what he would say to King Charles if they talk later: “If I was to speak to the king… I would probably encourage him to return the Kohinoor diamond,” Mamdani says, referring to the gem in the British Crown Jewels, which taken from India.

@RediTlhabi King Charles III writes his own speeches with assistance from his private secretary Sir Clive Alderton.

Whoever wrote King Charles's speech.... 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 😂 😃. "I cannot help noticing the readjustments to the East Wing" "We made our own small attempt at real estate redevelopment of the White House in 1814." This is hilarious 😂 😃. He is talking about British forces setting fire on key government buildings, including the WH. The fire was MASSIVE so even the "small attempt" is so witty! I hope the host and hostess got it. 😔

@TheNewsAgents @maitlis @jonsopel @lewis_goodall Our King reminding the US we burnt down the white house, that they would speak french without us and then topping it off by giving Trump a polished bell-end is one for the British diplomatic history books. 👑🔥

“We’re feeling cr*p as a country. It felt like someone just lifted us all up a bit”. “I don’t think people are feeling jollier having seen speeches about checks and balances” Are you feeling 'jollier' having watched the King’s Congress speech? @maitlis @jonsopel @lewis_goodall

@juliahobsbawm King Charles III writes his own speeches with assistance from his private secretary Sir Clive Alderton. the speeches are signed off by the government, thus his speeches have the authority of both state and people. A perfect example of checks and balances on executive power.

Who is King Charles' speechwriter?

@Adrian_Hilton Of course, we brits are known for diplomatic humour, and this may have been just a way to present Trump with a polished old Bell-End 🇬🇧🔥🤣

@Adrian_Hilton As a Brit, we sort of get used to the soft power wielded by our monarchy, rooted in continuous history, but yes, this was a diplomatic masterclass of the highest order.

Absolutely, truly impeccable. Kudos to the official who came up with this idea, and found it. I honestly doubt that a gift given by one head of state has ever so genuinely delighted another. It won't look out of place on the mantelpiece of the Oval Office.

King Charles presenting Trump with an old polished bell end is the best burn yet.

@lady_doi As much as I love to hear our wondrous achievements laid out, we sadly cannot take substantial credit for the game of tennis, for which we must pay due attribution to our neighbours across the channel, the French.

What have the British ever done for us? A 77 year-old British monarch is receiving a raptuous reception in the US. He's been mobbed at garden parties and received standing ovations from both houses of Congress. This is not just curiosity and intrigue. It's respect and recognition of Britain's importance and the stability of its monarchical system. And more broadly, it's recognition of all Britain has given the world. Not all perfect of course, but let's start with parliamentary democracy, common law, the English language, the industrial evolution, the laws of gravity and the theory of evolution, penicillin, computers and football, cricket, golf and tennis. Oh, and Shakespeare and The Beatles.

@angloid0 Well, England is a political construction, an area defined by the territorial conquest of a group of migrants who arrived by boat from Europe and displaced the British.

It's so sad that most English people don't even know who the first king of England is

The King politely pointing out he is the head of state of Canada to President Trump, was the most British "Get orf my land" I have ever heard.

@RoyalFamily Couldn't be more proud today. hat tip.

The King has a meeting with President Trump in the Oval Office.