John

I’ll never understand how people don’t like drinking water

That Former CIA agent doing them storytimes been having me dead all day bruh😭😭😭😭

@CalypsoSparksX Nope, I just simply bought his company including all of its assets. I took the courses he made $70m+ from & gave it to all of my customers (all the way back to 2018) for free…

New Year New Me 😇 New Years Resolutions: - get a 6 pack - dress better - grow 2 more inches in height - add .5 more girth - make more money

@idkyy5 @yzxam i’m so down

@Prodcitys @yzxam john come visit me in germany

sometimes i reminisce about those days… @Prodcitys @idkyy5

wtf is going on in this world

and apparently beating woman too!!

@yzxam miss you bro

cool sky

JB2 7/13

New mission: get rich

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

🤯

It’s gotta be the shoooeeesss

THANK YOU Haliburton 🤑

@Jason______A thank you dad

Soon as I drop my course I’m doing two things back to back. 1. Cario Lamborghini SVJ have them unveil it with a black sheet while I act surprised 2. TPT Richard Mille have them introduce me as Twitter Dad Until then I’ll just flex for real

This day was top 10 funniest moments of my life

Do not come to Monaco for F1 if you don’t make a lot of money. Holy shit 💀 I’m down a solid $5,000 in 3 meals 😩