Forensically psyched

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How do I get an Alienware laptop without spending ££££££££££££££

@Mastacheata @Microsoft

@PsychedForensic @Microsoft Ohh in that case Microsoft only supplies the software. Given you're British, I fear pigeons won't do and you might need to send an owl instead.

Sorry I will send a post request next time @Microsoft

@Mastacheata @Microsoft I was only trying to log into my uni email I feel like they're asking too much of me. Carrier pigeon perhaps?

@PsychedForensic @Microsoft Maybe send them a fax next time - that way they're not confused whether or not you want to get your information digitally 🖥️ or by post 📯?

@westfieldlondon Yes, we emailed this morning, still haven't heard back... train tickets are £70 to Stratford I need to know for sure before we travel down

@PsychedForensic For guests parked in Car Park C, we are giving access where possible. A number of cars are within the cordon and not accessible. Email E20FEEDBACK@URW.COM with car registration and exact location if known. We will get back to you today to advise next steps to collect your car.

Imagine parking your car in Westfield car park c in floor 2 today....yeah.... @westfieldlondon when can I get my car back? Have just had to get the train home to Colchester 😭

@ben__weddle @Mastacheata When I qualify maybe I'll offer counselling to people who are fed up of bitching GitHub

@PsychedForensic @Mastacheata Professional GitHub Bitcher sounds like a fun job though tbh

GitHub is having "issues". Do I submit an issue for this??

@mohjb @BobGolen Mohamad, jokes aren't as funny when you explain them 😉😂

@BobGolen Six are out of one Russian doll

Six out of one dolls are Russian.

@ben__weddle @Mastacheata The whole thing

@Mastacheata @PsychedForensic Fork all of GitHub????

@Mastacheata @ben__weddle Excuse me I've reinvented myself I'm a scientist now. Fed up of bitching GitHub 🥸

@PsychedForensic @ben__weddle Fork the repo and fix it yourself lazy person 😜

@mohjb No don't think of it like that

@PsychedForensic So many wasted

I have been sitting on an 🔥🔥🔥 app idea for ages, please someone send me the motivation to get started on it

I quite like jQuery. It's just simple

Well my local 🐶 whatsapp group are all meeting at the local river and I'm going to have the splishy-splashiest, waggiest, ball-chasingiest,silliest, funnist evening after studying Social Science all day 🙌🏻

@mohjb I know! I am about to start a degree but if you ever wanted to work together again I could squeeze you in! I know your mind if overflowing with ideas that need to get out and be documented!

@PsychedForensic I can't believe it's been years ago, 😰

Seasons come and go like breaths Go for a long walk, look at tress and stuff

@ben__weddle Haha I am both here and not here, all at the same time. You see me only in the shadows

@PsychedForensic Welcome back??

remember DOGE? 💀

@mohjb We have worked well together in the past!

@PsychedForensic And, I’d like to get on board with your idea, you make it sound so curious

@Mastacheata It's a conspiracy I tell you!

@TechWriteCoffee You play a game where all the animals are magical beings bred to fight and it's mostly kids in their early teens doing that, but the Poke Center Nurse hoping to see you again is where you draw the line?

Does anyone else still think the Poké Center was up to something? "We hope to see you again!"????? The hell is that supposed to mean?!