Patrick Kelly

Turris Fortis Mihi Deus

Hey @NYCTSubway. Someone just took a huge 💩 on the 6 train platform at 86th St. he also decided to wipe himself with about 7-8 tissues which are now on the platform floor as well. Would you mind cleaning that up? We want to avoid an E. Coli outbreak. Commuters deserve better.

I MISS LOOMIS FALL

On God, i hate that he’s genuinely hilarious

>Lorna Hajdini, 37 >JPMorgan Executive >Used her power to abuse junior men >Forced married man into non-consensual sex acts >Allegedly drugged him with Rohypnol and erectile dysfunction pills >Forced non-consensual oral s*x while he cried and mocked him during the act >Engaged in facesitting, toe sucking and other acts >Used racial slurs calling him her "little brown boy" and made derogatory remarks about his wife >Threatened to destroy his career saying "I f**king own you" >Victim faced retaliation from JPMorgan after reporting the abuse >This is what feminist women do when they get power. >Imagine the outrage if the genders were reversed.

Ngl, they kinda look like sisters. Oof.

@danabeers @TBob53 Sheesh I think fries are prob the only food I could eat to death 😂

This is the most fucked up thing I’ve ever had to admit. I think I have eaten too many fries in my life to the point where I don’t really look forward to fries anymore. As a matter of fact if I saw fries and cole slaw on a menu as a side I would go with cole slaw. It’s like when you eat too much of something and get sick of it. I’m not proud of this development and I know I will get shit for it but that’s baseball.

@ronedotcom @DonnieDoesWorld Nadu

Another marathon stream with @DonnieDoesWorld is in the works and we have 3 ideas for the stream 1. Brooklyn Tip to Tip 2. Chinatown Redemption 3. Nadu Day in Lancaster, PA

This guy landed the first-ever triple backflip on a motorbike at Pastranaland and the boys absolutely lose it.

Did I win this trade? Team is stacked, won this year Dak is good but Cam is younger, also have Hurts (superflex) @SleeperHQ

I’m really about to take Jadarian Price with the 3rd pick in 2 rookie drafts 🙏

Cade Cunningham with the season on the line: 7-23 FG 3-11 3P 8 Turnovers

MILA (man i love australians) !!!!