(Parody) Robert F. Kennedy Jr - Health Secretary

Today, I was officially confirmed as the head of the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services. Let’s Make America Healthy Again. #MAHA

Should food dyes be BANNED?

BREAKING: Effective January 20th, all Genetically Modified Organisms (GMOs) will be BANNED in the United States. Make American Healthy Again. #MAHA

Who's ready for January 20th? Make American Healthy Again. #MAHA

BREAKING: Effective January 20th, all Genetically Modified Organisms (GMOs) will be BANNED in the United States. Make American Healthy Again. #MAHA

@Jamesph2619 They've run out of weapons.

@RFKJrHealthSec Better question is why isn’t our military shooting down ???

What is happening with these drones in New Jersey?

@Etekichi7 Those are gone too.

@RFKJrHealthSec Yes... hahaha

BREAKING: Effective January 20th, Monosodium glutamate (MSG) will be BANNED in the United States. Make American Healthy Again. #MAHA

@myfriendblondie Go to Canada then.

@RFKJrHealthSec Im addicted to vapes so this is not good for me.

BREAKING: Effective January 20th, Vapes will be BANNED in the United States. Make American Healthy Again. #MAHA

@Hawkeye45691 There is no freedom to kill kids.

@RFKJrHealthSec Why do you have something against freedom of choice?

BREAKING: Effective January 20th, Ramen Noodles will be BANNED in the United States. Make American Healthy Again. #MAHA

@ryuenhrmt Too late.

The flavors of Thai cuisine are complex, it is said, mingling the spicy hot of chiles, the acidity of lime juice, the sweetness of coconut milk, and the saltiness of nam pla fish sauce. Generous use of herbs like lemon grass and coriander is another feature of Thai cooking. Complex as the seasonings may be, you might be surprised to learn the name of the virtually indispensable ingredient of Thai cuisine today. In fact, the taste of Thai food would not be what it is without a certain Japanese ingredient: Ajinomoto. nichibun.repo.nii.ac.jp/record/983/fil…

@elonmusk Elon, you need to call me ASAP. We need to discuss this situation and how you forced me to eat McDonalds.

What’s the difference between a “right-wing conspiracy” and reality? About 6 months.

@TiffanyFong_ And he won’t even call me back! @JeffBezos call me NOW.

Jeff Bezos’ Amazon plans to donate $1 Million to Trump’s inaugural fund. 👀

Should Anthony Fauci go to jail on January 20th?

BREAKING: On January 20th, I will be bringing Blockbuster Video back to the United States.

What do you notice about Luigi Mangione?

Make sure you follow me while you’re here - big updates coming soon.

What should I do with vaccines?