RandyGoat 🐐

Me removing my uni-party glasses and seeing both sides for what they really are.

@RhondaSant86870 That's just what Pete Hegseth said. We know better.

@RandyGoat Nope. And you’re way low on the price.

I did not vote for a $200 billion forever war with Iran! Did you?

@CaptainDznuts It's getting stupid!

@RandyGoat F no. This admin gets worse by the hour

@8Xorcist8 Oops!

@RandyGoat 😶‍🌫️

When you start noticing, people get mad. Notice anyway!

@rae_amy52082 Yes he did.

@RandyGoat He ran over his own dog! WTF?

Has anyone felt the wrath of the feline feces yet? Does he run you over with his truck like he did his dog?

@MidnightDawgs They don't call him a turd for nothing.

@RandyGoat He is so FOS it is coming out his ears..

@PeterWysocki Why do people follow him?

@RandyGoat That dude is a dipshit. He thinks his little echo chamber on X is the real world. Two completely different things. Social media isn't real life.

Fuck it all

@RangeFinder83 So ignorant!

@RandyGoat This is something I am genuinely concerned about. I listen - and I mean really listen - to people out there on both sides of the aisle, and I can’t believe how dumb people are rn.

Did everyone suddenly become stupid or did I just start noticing?

@dmharsh13 Exactly how I thought it would go.

@RandyGoat Crazy results

If you could only watch one podcast from now on, who would you choose? Say why in comments.

@LesleyRonq75373 @GladYuengling Possible snakehead.

@RandyGoat @GladYuengling No, that’s a nutria! 😝

I offended so many by calling a bison a buffalo. This is a perch....or sunfish.

@connorfabiano I've known for decades but I wanted to be coy.

I'm beginning to think the government of Israel might just be evil.

@mousecrackers @GeneralMCNews I want one for every time I said it!

@RandyGoat @GeneralMCNews They're really nice. Embossed. I'm sure you're is in the mail. :)

BREAKING: Erika Kirk has started sending cease-and-desist letters to X users who accuse her of killing her husband, Charlie Kirk.

@DarkSkiesNE The ignorance is strong!

@RandyGoat You noticed correctly. The curve has rapidly been approaching vertical.

@GladYuengling Correct

@RandyGoat Fell from A tree

@MyStarlink123 It happened.

@RandyGoat Lucy, you have some splaining to do! Wtf are you talking about? Too many tekillya shots on vacation?

You're not Gen X if you didn't chase a sibling (probably older) around with a knife because you were tired of getting your ass beat!

@amitylee13 The food pyramid

That monopolies come from markets, not government protection and cronyism. Your turn…👇🏻

@FinalCutTile Congratulations 🎊 👏 💐 🥳 🎊 👏 💐 🥳

Hey, I hit 15k at 420. Nice 😎

@lettie_langston Cumming, Georgia

The one I have in my state is called... Toad Suck Arkansas. 😂