Andy Baum

The Blue Blob Podcast coming out hot

Mick Cronin heads to bathroom just before Nobu check comes, forces assistant to pick up tab

Cintas Center to add new food item called LaSkyline

JUST IN: Azzi Fudd goes No. 1 overall to the Dallas Wings, and will join her girlfriend Paige Bueckers on the same WNBA team

NCAA basketball committee expands tournament to include local YMCA teams

Mick Cronin tries to physically remove Starbucks employee uniform after he messes up his order

Bad News for Big East team fanbases: Ed Cooley is now capable of hurling 1 gallon jugs into the stands. Sources say he threw one at 45 mph into the 5th row

Richard Pitino seen getting fitted for white 3 piece Armani suit

Butler Fan regrets eating Skyline Chili before hot yoga session

Hinkle Hall water fountain reveals it wishes Kenny Frease had ripped it out of wall in masochist fantasy

Butler fan spends 3 hours trading insults with burner account online

Referee Brian O'Connell in elite offseason form after ejecting undercooked Bloomin Onion back to the kitchen at Outback

Sources say Grok is worried Rick and Paul are coming for its job. "I can't compete with them"

Cintas Center concessions team gets huge commitment from Cindy Yu. Averaged 100 transactions per hour last year at Hinkle. Over 95% efficiency rate

Former 2001 5 star parking lot attendant Kellen Tomlin from Allen Fieldhouse on campus right now. 5'9, 255. Deceiving lateral quickness. Excellent voice. Would add depth to an already stacked Cintas Center parking team. Approximately 10 years of eligibility left

🔥 . Inspired by Jizzle's flirting with X, he may throw up the X sign on video

Due to Artemis success, Greg Christopher thinking of landing a pod full of Xavier commits from space directly onto Cintas Center parking lot landing pad

Yancy Gates convinces @RollBlobPod to hold emergency transfer podcast, bumped due to time constraints

Xavier fan escorted off quiet train in Japan after screaming about recent transfer additions; will have to figure out way to get back to Tokyo

OPINION: Mark Twain's quote still rings true today. "The reports of Xavier Basketball program's death in the NIL/Transfer era are greatly exaggerated"