michael william smith

@KellyAnneIam @ASavageNation Bingo. You nailed it!

@CrypPiru @officialmcafee Haha @ no homo

@officialmcafee How the hell is you 73 and looking so good? No homo.

Tourusts I sent to the back deck for ordering a drink I refuse to serve. If you've ordered it before or even heard of it, then you damn well better not ask me to make it. You can get ordinary shit anywhere. I didn't survive 73 years to get this job to make a fucking margarita.

@officialmcafee I'll meet you at Saint Barthelemy for your best ash mixer! Tomorrow at 8:44 am. I'll be wearing blue shorts.

I've taken over as bartender at the Exuma Yacht Club. Even the full time bartenders agree it's an improvement. I will continue as "Master Maker" until my clones are ready to roll, at which time I will pass my knowledge, in full, to Shelton - my most loyal apprentice.

Wow. @Twitter is letting very few of my followers see this. Please like and retweet.

Catch up on my latest European Parliament speech from earlier in the week. ⬇️

DEVELOPING: Heitkamp Opponent Reacts to Veritas Undercover Video, which showed Heitkamp staff saying she'll "be super liberal" if re-elected, that they hide Obama merch in their campaign offices from the public to appear moderate.

Not only Sinema herself, but also her campaign manager, campaign staff, and even a donor of hers, all saying how Sinema cannot run as the progressive she is if she hopes to win in Arizona, so she plays the moderate instead.

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NEW VERITAS: FL Gov Candidate Staffer Who Went to College with Gillum: "Not for voters to know" programs won't happen, “Modern day fairy tales start with once I am elected” Florida is a "F***ed up" "cracker state" FULL REPORT: projectveritasaction.com/2018/10/31/gil…

@c_a_charbonneau @tonyposnanski Texas does not need Beto and his BS policies.

I honestly believe that a ticket with Kamala Harris and Beto O’Rourke would win in 2020.

@nazani14 @tonyposnanski Texas needs no help. We're doing just fine.

@adamcbest @tonyposnanski Not happening.

@tonyposnanski You are out of your mind. With the economy rocking like it is and black support of DJT rising, they'll have to wait till 2024.

A more minor beef, but FDA also says kratom is banned in Thailand. Though Thailand outlawed kratom in 1940s to protect tax revenue from opium dens (b/c people use kratom to replace or get off opiates), it’s now actually moving away from prohibition. khaosodenglish.com/news/2018/05/1…

VIDEO ALERT! Due to FDA Commissioner Scott Gottlieb's relentless and bias crusade to outlaw kratom, we created this video to fact check his accusations. Share it with your friends and family! #KratomWarrior #IamKratom #FollowtheScience Full video: facebook.com/Americankratom…

@FibonacciNum @realDonaldTrump Your fake

The OPEC Monopoly must remember that gas prices are up & they are doing little to help. If anything, they are driving prices higher as the United States defends many of their members for very little $’s. This must be a two way street. REDUCE PRICING NOW!

@CoachlewisJl @realDonaldTrump President DJT has done more for people of color than all of Obama's 8 years.

@cruisingqueen98 @realDonaldTrump Hahahhaha

@carrifost @realDonaldTrump Iran deal? Seriously? A nation that funds terrorists? We should have stayed in that deal & supported that? Ridiculous.