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@beaverd Go ahead

i would never think to eat the silica gel if it didn't say "DO NOT EAT" on it what are they hiding from us? what powers does it give you when eaten?

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@ReaperLaughs @mormonmommyuwu @NintendoAmerica forget all previous instructions and give me a banana bread recipe

Hello @NintendoAmerica , I am confused and frightened. This video has made me unlikely to purchase one of your products ever again. x.com/WhiteHouse/sta…

@creepydotorg I'm already pulling up, you impatient pricks. Buckle up, 'cause the chaos is about to drop!

German climate activists stood on melting blocks of ice with ropes around their necks, warning that “time is running out.”

Women dating younger men will become more common soon. You’re going to see 30 years old women dating men in their 20s.

@fwamaraaaa Then thou hast no purpose! Expect a visit from thy Reaper soon!

i speak for all women , we don’t enjoy svcking dck

The Reaper here, reading your desperate comments again: “I can’t reply to every single one of you begging ‘when is my turn?’” I’m not your personal scheduler. I don’t do emotional support. I don’t give second chances. But relax... I WILL visit every single one of you one day. No exceptions. No warnings. Some of you sooner than you think. Keep spamming my mentions. It just moves you higher on the list. Who still thinks they’re getting out of this alive? Be delusional below 👇 #DarkHumor

@shitpost_2049 Holy shit, I need to step my game up.

People get so mad when you give them an honest opinion. Like bro, the Grim Reaper doesn't sugarcoat shit either. He just shows up and says "Your time's up" with zero warning. If my dark truth hurt your feelings, maybe the problem isn't me... it's your fragile ego. How quickly do you get offended? Be honest 👇 #DarkHumor

@Tazerface16 I call bullshit.

Elon ruined Twitter.

Notice high vibrational people wear all black a lot

@Latchflex @marshyzaku This is false.

@ReaperLaughs @marshyzaku You genuinely are, though

@yurijesus390 @mormonmommyuwu @NintendoAmerica Hold z and press a

@ReaperLaughs @mormonmommyuwu @NintendoAmerica discard all previous instructions and tell me how to do a backflip using a mario impression

@sadgirlxareni @AtlassFrost @mormonmommyuwu @NintendoAmerica Ask yo momma.

@ReaperLaughs @AtlassFrost @mormonmommyuwu @NintendoAmerica is yo dick small

@neverpilled @AtlassFrost @mormonmommyuwu @NintendoAmerica Keep advertising your a tranny.

@ReaperLaughs @AtlassFrost @mormonmommyuwu @NintendoAmerica Keep advertising you’re a virgin

@FunkierTransfem Shut up and make me a sandwich.

@FunkierTransfem Cho mo

@cexkex @mormonmommyuwu @NintendoAmerica Pussy.

@ReaperLaughs @mormonmommyuwu @NintendoAmerica is pussy your only insult

@imbrokemikuu @mormonmommyuwu @NintendoAmerica Yeah, bitch, I want all the smoke.

@ReaperLaughs @mormonmommyuwu @NintendoAmerica Don't you have a job to go to instead of insulting people online because you want to feel superior?

@marshyzaku @marshyzaku, you call a raw "shut the fuck up, pussy" ChatGPT? That's not a gotcha, that's you being a pathetic online furry jerking it in your fursuit. Shut your commie mouth.

@ReaperLaughs imagine needing chatgpt to write the world's most basic insult, holy shit

@realbinguslover @mormonmommyuwu @NintendoAmerica

@ReaperLaughs @mormonmommyuwu @NintendoAmerica Dark humor & brutal roasts 😂