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Make Harry Redknapp PM til end of the year. He'll sort this country out

Jose Mourinohnoitshappeningagain

Pep vs Jose. Or as I like to call it, the battle between two nobs, one of which is a monumentally massive nob.

The demise of Chelsea is one of the most beautiful things on earth. More beautiful than the Grand Canyon, the Pyramids, my facial hair etc.

Mourinhos interview - begging for favouritism from refs. The guys desperate

@GeoffArsenal @WhitehallFX let Wenger know, cos Arsenal might soon be changing a lot of pound sterling in to Euros #Benzema

Real Madrid could still be persuaded to sell £45m Benzema to Arsenal | @petejenson dailym.ai/1Il7wLO

@johncrossmirror @GaryLineker get a room boys

Bayern Munich will be looking at this election and taking heart from the fact that the Conservatives have managed to come-back from 3-0 down

@addictedtoCFC he also spent the equivalent of Finland's 2014 Gross Domestic Product in that time

Chelsea are wobbling. They will drop points. How many, I don't know.

@piersmorgan I know you're fat and old, but I wasn't aware you were that short-sighted.

@piersmorgan you're an absolute fool Piers-that's the reason why Wenger is such a legend. His success goes beyond just results on the pitch

You set 'em up, I knock 'em down

@southerngooner someone like @themichaelowen would probably miscount.

@unitedfan25 nearly as much of a joke as your grammar. #primaryschool

@HotspurInsider @__arsenal_news_ 28 of those have been against Bulgarian 3rd division teams that my great uncle plays goalkeeper for

The angel Gabriel has descended down upon Arsenal. In 4 months time, Arsenal will have a Champions League. #redknappgospel

Does hazard actually do anything other than score penalties? A bit like me in bed - looks the part but no end product.