Rick Remos

The English adjective for someone who has a beautiful butt is "callipygian."

Arteta in survival mode😂😂

𝙀𝙡𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 Arsenal stars have pulled out of International duty this week due to injury 👀❌

90% of my L’s came from making sure someone else was okay.

Blood donors in Sweden are sent a text message every time their blood is used to save a life.

Some people are mean and bitter because they had a rough childhood. Some people are kind and caring for the same reason.

A lorry avoiding to hit 2 cycling girls caused the death of 15 passengers at Dedan Kimathi...Damn,..

@Shadaya_Knight Men are the careless romantics. Women are the strategic & pragmatic survivors. She doesn't care about what happens to you or whatever sacrifices you made for her. She's loyal to her sacrifices & feelings ,not a man's.

Go to divorce court, no woman is asking for her love back, they're all asking for money Men are in love, women are in business

Judas iscariot next week

Don't cry over the past, it's gone. Don't stress about the future, it hasn't arrived. Live in the present and make it beautiful.

Musicomania is a condition where a person's passion for music (or a song) becomes so strong, it prevents them from functioning properly.

i often think about this..

Pussy shouldn't excite you, it should scare you, when you realize how many men are broke, in jail or graves because of it.

😅😅🤦

None of Kenya’s stadiums meet the standards required for AFCON 2027, according to a new report by CAF

Khalif Kairo is going through a lot 😂

Mtu mwenye anatupa takataka yeye ako normal lakini mwenye anaziokota yeye ni wazimu?

Way back in 1993 my mum really punished me like " ukiachilia ni wewe nitakamua."😭😂

Jana, went to do my nails. I do late evening booking as last client of the day Tuko tu story na the lady, vibing then her phone rings. She excuses herself to pick saying it is her kids' teacher 30 seconds into the call. PUNGLU! She FAINTS! Sijawai panic hivo walai My heart left my ribcage, straight to my ass! The shops on the entire floor are closed It is 8:30. Nimevaa sweatpant na T-shirt. Sema kutoa Tisho nimpepete Scared like shit hata siezi scream for help. Napepeta, wapi! Ujue Africa hakunanga "911, what's your emergency!" Mbio bra na kitumbo, downstairs next floor, zombie mode Nikapata shop ya kuuza hizi phone accessories bado imefunguliwa "Please someone is dying upstairs. Come and help" Those two niggas took entire minute staring at my half dressed self, coz si Tisho ndio ilikuwa kipepeto! Had to bang the freaking counter ndio wanifuate. They carried her, good thing a clinic was nearby Turns out, teacher called to say school van had an accident. She has two kids, attending same school Anyway, it was a minor one, all the kids were okay. She is fine too now If that is what being a mother entails, wueh! Kasimu hivi, unanyuria!