
Robert A. George
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Robert A. George
@RobGeorge
Ex-Bloomberg, Daily News, New York Post; standup, improviser, pun-dit, Trini-Dad jokes, comics nerd, etc. https://t.co/EnnT2E7ATx


Pittsburgh Public Schools will be closed for three days, and compel "asynchronous" remote learning, because of the NFL Draft. Since the city will have a lot of visitors this will "ensure students can continue learning safely and effectively." Unreal. publicsource.org/pittsburgh-pub…


Changes to penalty structure for targeting in DI football approved. ncaa.org/news/2026/3/19…

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

ABC Pulls 'The Bachelorette' Amid Taylor Frankie Paul Domestic Violence Allegations variety.com/2026/tv/news/t…




Markwayne Mullin Does a Pirouette When Asked Point-Blank Under Oath: 'Who Won the 2020 Election?' mediaite.com/media/news/mar…

I think Dave Roberts did not hear those rants, because people were extremely afraid to expose verboten views to someone who would deem them transphobic. So when the vibe shifted, it seemed astroturfed rather than authentic. But it was not only extremely authentic; it was the majority view I encountered.


Every time you lose an election you say democracy is dying.

Q: "Why didn't you tell U.S. allies…about the war before attacking Iran?" President Trump: "We wanted surprise. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?"

You should be absolutely furious about this $200 billion ask for the war. I guarantee you if you asked for $200 billion in health care or food for American people, you'd be laughed out of Congress. There's no money for that! But as soon as Israel asks, it'll fly through Congress.






Hulu is upset that Sarah Michelle Gellar told the truth that Hulu put an executive in charge of the reboot that admitted he didn't like Buffy. Now they have their "sources" coming to Variety trying to make Sarah and Chloe Zhao the problem. No one is falling for that. #Buffy








