Robot Johnson

Just one week left before our first show in a... (checks notes)... while. Come see us at the Charlotte Ballet on Saturday March 5th. eventbrite.com/e/robot-johnso…

More details and links to follow, but here’s the poster for our dear Tania’s last show (she’s not dying of rubella no matter what you heard).

Hey… check it out! Save the date ( March 5th ) !! More to come!

@MJonesCLT Finance people love to talk about scope.

@MJonesCLT Sobriety.

@GummyBlayr I thought I sent you a picture of a sassy cat. Holy shit, was that cat’s sassiness just a convenient cover for racism?

The face I make when my inbox is full of people who think they are funny sending me semi racist jokes with no tact or humor and a shit ton of homemade memes. Pleassssssee haaaallp!

@GummyBlayr You buy people things?

So you guys know when you buy a chick lingerie and y’all break up, she’s wearing that for the next dude right? Just saying maybe just get her a purse or some jewelry if you don’t want to look a fool.

It would mean a lot to us if you could spread this, folks.

@GummyBlayr That’s why this exists: @UTBAPH

Sometimes a Pizza Hut closes. They can take down the sign, but we all know. We know. Same goes for people “turning over a new leaf,” you’re still a Pizza Hut.

@StarMedCare @JoeBrunoWSOC9 He gets to win an argument about what the right kind of BBQ is for a day.

We don’t know if they have an award that reflects the service @JoeBrunoWSOC9 has brought to our region on the vaccine front. What would you even give this guy? What would you call it?

@MJonesCLT @n8creative That looks significantly better than my lip-sided post it note that I taped up after it fell down too many times.

@GummyBlayr I think that that instantly summons @TheOrlandoJones

I just got in trouble for calling someone a White Devil’s Advocate on Facebook. I’m more proud than angry.

@GummyBlayr She had me at her deadpan switches in the first five minutes.

Ooooooooooooooh. Now I get the hype about #Fleabag

@GummyBlayr youtu.be/I4LmIJjuDtM

What’s the funniest video you’ve seen recently that loves rent free in your head?

@GummyBlayr Let those waves of anxiety roll

Valentine’s Day may be Chinese food in our pajamas instead of gourmet Italian in a restaurant but when you have rolling waves of anxiety...

@ndyGrosso Is the restaurant Taco Bell?

If a restaurant is not following safety procedures related to Covid, do I write to the owner, blast them on Social Media or just never go back? One or none of the above, or all three?

@kjannfischer You’re a grown up, make any kind of dunakroos you want. The world is your dunkaroo

We need grown up Dunkaroos.

@GummyBlayr Keto is like Bingo, you print out a sheet of things and you check them off in a line. If you form a line with your food, you’ve successfully keto’d and can proceed with your day.

So is it Keto if I just eat brie, salami, and prosciutto all day and chase it with cheap red wine...because that’s what I’ve been doing. Am I keto yet?