Rodney Suburbs

@jonnybaldballs Always hits hard, keep the chine up. White Boy Summer is fast approaching

Me and the bird broke up. Baldy sad asf.

@runawaybeertrck Fish on!!! Reel it in

Got invited to a date party by the girl I thought was ghosting me.#offthebench

@IowaSpanks I have never seen a tweet like this before! Super funny and original Spanky🤣👍 Do you by chance have more than 100 followers??

People tweeting with less than 100 followers be like:

@DeputyFife69 His eyes are giving “is it peanut butter time yet?” vibes. Enjoy being home Barn.

400 follower hound dox, and yes he’s a good boy

@Eugene34333572 Wow. I can’t believe nobody has ever thought of this before

Plan B: - Move to Miami alone. - Teach myself everything about stocks and finances. - Buy a business. - Thrive on my own. - Club every night.

So many fags on the beev man, just straight up hating always to try and get a like or two. Equivalent to thots posting tits and ass on the gram to boost their self esteem

@TheBUCHaneerISU @delcodanny_3 Thanks for lmk Blake. You’re the fucking man dude

@delcodanny_3 For it to be a banger it has to have at least 1K views

Burner accounts tweeting with less than 300 followers be like:

@billy53564 Good call making her your Ex wife BJ

Ex wife drunkly crashed her car and totaled 3 other cars

@MSU_NYJetsFan WWII was won by leaders who were lit up 24/7, have 11 more study beers Dick

Haters are calling it alcoholism to have a study beer, I call it dedication #lank

Walmart employee that could barely say “receipt” asking me to present it, kept it pushing #fuckoff #EBT

@jeffmcballz See the hound and the rents, put a smile on your mama’s face Jeff

Debating if it’s worth driving 6 hours home over easter break just to see the hound even though i’d only be able to stay for like a day

Finding a girl that can suck dick is bittersweet because yk she spent hours perfecting the craft elsewhere

@Rob2Shifty Theta Chi bud

Anybody can be jacked, anybody can drink…but if you can do ALL of those things? That’s a Pike, that’s a stud.

Got no wifi at the new crib so I’m just watching Clavicular highlights💯

Buddy mentioned hydrofoiling the other night #CBTM

@GrantHolme69943 Grant, there are easier ways to come out of the closet man

If you sing Karaoke at the bar your a squid.

Date canceled 2hrs before, beginning of the end

@johnnypeter69 Keep your head up it gets worse

I lost $200 playing blackjack in 5 minutes sitting in a booth at Landshark. This may be the lowest moment in my life

@ToolFred Facts tho, let the guy cook

“Nigga, I told you not to say this is my dad’s boat infront of the hoes.” #white #rich #snooty

@DocSands352 Fuck this makes me want to blackout, hope you did ln Doc

“Nooo! You can’t drink at noon on a Thursday at the beach!” screamed the radical left in unison