Rohan Nayee

@barryclassic Don’t Barry…

Frozen 2 is the best sequel of all time. Discuss. Banger after banger and a sound plot

@_ade @Luke_Baigues Actually not bad

@StevePatten The voice of reason. Patten for PM

The same lads that are going mental about Kurt Zouma's cats are the same lads that couldn't care less that refugees are drowning in the sea. Get in the fucking bin.

@Luke_Baigues Is this the really shit follow up to Tiger King, ‘Pussy Prince’?

@maxrushden @StanSportAU Welcome to Oz @maxrushden … you’ll love it, though it’s a bit shit at the moment obvs. Sydney? Fancy a kick about for my 5aside team, Raoul Moatdrid?

*Can't find the klaxon emoji but some personal news*  I am moving to Australia.   I’ll be hosting the Champions League for @StanSportAU - it’s such a brilliant opportunity & I’m so excited to be doing it. Can’t thank them enough for showing faith in me.

@Luke_Baigues Can’t make it. Average is generous

@Luke_Baigues Happy birthday poop

Quick let’s squeeze in a Brexit re-vote while the going’s good!

@StevePatten @wilfriedzaha Touch

.@wilfriedzaha I'm forever in your debt. #MUNCRY

@Luke_Baigues Still one of your better tweets

@DarrenBarker82 @eltonofficial Only Elton gets an apology?

I’m so sorry @eltonofficial please forgive me.

@Luke_Baigues Just try it once you Pratt

@Luke_Baigues Why?

The values I hold dear to the UK don’t seem to hold much sway over Australia at the moment, but if they haven’t yet broadcast ‘The Masked Singer’, that at least is one. And a defining one at that.

@SamBerry9 @sugarlangdale82 @EBOGFC Mercurial

retirement of the number 14 shirt in honour of former........@Rohan80 @SamBerry9 please fill in the.....to describe this player best? @EBOGFC

@Luke_Baigues @thexbomb Never River Island man

IF you support Trump. IF you voted for Brexit. IF you feel the need to assert that all life matters, you align yourself with these morons whether you like it or not. Wake up. Change.

If you really don’t understand why the movement is #blacklivesmatter not ‘all lives matter’, I’m happy to send you some reading material. If you feel threatened or are just silently racist, let’s just call it a day. The time has come.