Fillmore Wilbury 🎶

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Fillmore Wilbury 🎶

@RussRoth4

power pop treasure hunter, dot connector, mustachioed dad of 3, favorite misheard lyric: "we're all such silly people" (Marvin Gaye, Let's Get It On)

SoCal Bergabung Mart 2017

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Fillmore Wilbury 🎶@RussRoth4·5d

Marked safe from being accounted for.

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Fillmore Wilbury 🎶@RussRoth4·2h

@JewelsJonesLive Grok says the principal was shot in the leg as he rushed the 20 year old guy. The way the gun was pointed at him it looks like it could have been much worse.

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Jewels Jones ®@JewelsJonesLive·4h

Hero!

Nick Sortor@nicksortor

🚨 HOLY CRAP! Newly-released surveillance video shows a high school principal in Oklahoma TACKLING a school shooter before he could open fire on kids What a HERO! Principal Kirk Moore RUSHED the shooter when he aimed at his first would-be victim, wresting the gun away from him. Give this man an award. Absolute legend. The attempted shooter at Pauls Valley High School is now being held on a $1 million bond.

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Mr.Carter@dexteristwisted·7h

Screw it.. I'm at the point where I just reset passwords now instead of remembering them

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@saylahachey ❤️❤️

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Sayla Hachey@saylahachey·2h

Good news, fam!

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Alicia@AliciaAgain4·16 Eki

My bucket list accomplice managed to find me. Let the adventures begin.

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Marcmywords@Marcmywords2·8 Şub

A steak so rare it recommends the wine.

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Ⓜ️isterD@MisterD78UK·1d

I'm not saying you're annoying i'm just saying you're like the wind chime of people

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Marcmywords@Marcmywords2·20 Ara

The key to phone sex is not staying on the line long enough to trace the call.

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Marcmywords@Marcmywords2·4 Nis

According to her Period Tracker, I should’ve summoned an Exorcist yesterday.

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Marcmywords@Marcmywords2·5h

*during sex Can’t believe I’m missing Matlock for this.

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Lori@Cornjerker78·6 Şub

“Got your nose” doesn’t go over well at a clown convention

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Slappy@Slapmemam·8h

Born to dilly dally, forced to care about my future.

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Slappy@Slapmemam·8h

Body is a temple? No, it’s a crime scene with a "do not cross" tape.

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Slim Plimsoll@slimplimsoll·11h

Life has a habit of showing you how little you know about it.

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Case@Cactuscali1991·10h

Me talking to Vlad the Impaler: "So what do you do?"

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ຖikki@shetalkstodogs·1d

My life is divided into two segments: anxiety and depression with no health problems, and anxiety and depression with health problems.

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Case@Cactuscali1991·10h

If I was a mythological creature I'd be a Sighclops.

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Marcmywords@Marcmywords2·2 Nis

. Good Morning Advanced Class Of The Remedial Internet

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Natalie Would@_NatalieWould·8h

if my TV's so smart then why doesn't it slap me when I turn on the news?

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Festus@neledmax·1d

Moon beams and clear nights skies what else could I want

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