SLASH🔪

#ooc Universal biography for Chicago’s Finest. The Southside Slugger. SLASHLEY. Ashley Maldano. southsideslugger.carrd.co

@ItsSpiderJones You love meeeee

@SLASHLEY23 This is why we're friends 💀

Which isn’t hard to do 🤭

@ItsSpiderJones 💀😂😂😂

@SLASHLEY23 Low bar but yes all true

SLASH OF YOUR LIFE 🔪

@ItsSpiderJones It’s actually a fact that I am hotter than him and actually ANY man in the world

@SLASHLEY23 Your nic cage expressions are awe inspiring 😍

i hate how fast this app refreshes like BITCH i was reading that

How it feels when you finally do your laundry and now all your top-tier clothes are back

𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐏𝐫𝐨 𝐖𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠: WELCOME 2 DETROIT [RESULTS] Catch the full replay from Saint Andrews Hall in Detroit, MI! docs.google.com/document/d/1Tp…

mini me.

Ready for when my number gets called 💪🏻

@DariaWuvsFights AKA I started the fire

@SLASHLEY23 Just heating things up!

Would you trust a slasher to put out the fire? 🧯 🔥 🔪

@ItsSpiderJones Of course

@SLASHLEY23 My wife obviously

I have a cute new coat

SCUM AND VICE TV PRESENTS: BAR FIGHTS - BLOOD ON TAP! LIVE MARCH 2026!! (OOC NOTE: I’ve decided instead of dropping cards and you know your booking I’m going to keep everything a surprise unless I need to announce things in advance. Let’s see if it’s a hit or miss!)

Lovely time to be a SLASHER

Down to business SLASHER

hate when I go into the kitchen and realize I'm the only snack left in the house

When I can't choose between two options, so I ask someone to choose for me, and they pick the one I didn't want

Sucker for SLASHERS 🍭🔪