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2022-2023 Flyers

Freshman LB @RyanSever2 making plays on special teams. His blocked punt may have been the biggest play of the game this week #RollToms

OT win over @chiefs_jga‼️ 3-2. Their starting goalie and number 71 getting kicked out really helped us, thanks. Vinnie gets the OT goal which gets him the hat and Robby gets the game puck for a great performance. #rage #otdub #FLYORDIE

Hard fought game against @StillwaterJGA. 3-1 win. Sever gets two goals and the hat while wickner puts in the empty net to put the game away. No chirps necessary, just a good game. #hard #FLYORDIE

FLEE SEASON ISN’T OVER, WERE STATE BOUND‼️ 5-2 win. @RosemountJrGold you need to teach your players and parents how to lose with class. Number 7 and number 2 need some anger management classes. Ritzy brought the energy which got him the hat. #therapy #State #FLYORDIE

Close game against @EPJGAHockey last night. 3-2. Baldnuts gets the hat along with the game winning goal going top tit with 8.2 seconds before the game ended‼️ Cullen also gets 25 saves. #toptit #FLYORDIE

Junior Gold A playdowns scheduled for this week! jghsl.org/page/show/6978…

4-2 win over @STAJuniorGold, nothing new here‼️ #oldtimes #number19 #FLYORDIE

Game against the @BlaineJrgolda slush pups went as expected, 4-1 win‼️ fatass number 77 should be thankful he doesn’t have to buy sever a new stick with his slash and the mom who said “we have to run someone over real quick” needs to go into the psych ward. #PsychoMom #FLYORDIE

Big upset win over @chiefs_jga‼️ 4-2. Robby gets the hat. Vinny and Runman both get goals with 1 minute left in the game to put it away. Please get a new zamboni since it broke down twice and you had to use a shovel. #boner #meltdown #FLYORDIE

Beat the @EPJGAHockey parakeets 5-2‼️ Their new goalie didn’t help out much even when our bench was 4 players short. Somebody has to teach these bird brains how to fly. #clipped #learn2fly #FLYORDIE

Absolutely dogged on @RosemountJrGold, 3-1‼️To the kid who got ejected, nice job, and the goalie played with a thumb up his bum. #doggy #bum #FLYORDIE

11-1 win against the kittens @Eagan_JGA. Unfortunately we still had to pay for the ice time. You guys might want to delete your tweet. #noballs #practice #FLYORDIE

Last game of the weekend went as planned, 3-2 win over some nobody’s from Illinois, gets us 3rd place in the tournament‼️to the kid who broke his collarbone, have a nice flight home. #boned #hockeyrejects #FLYORDIE

Big win over the donkeys this morning @StillwaterJGA‼️ Robby gets 46 saves and the hat while sever puts one away in the shootout to make it a 2-1 win. Don’t ask number 21 if he’s good at hockey. #donkeys #gritty #FLYORDIE

Just beat the closeted kids. Baldnuts leveling a kid and huddy getting the hat makes it a 3-1 game. #closetkids #FLYORDIE

Game against the gay pride squad tonight @STAJuniorGold, a repeat of brookings is about to happen. #gaypride #dudes #FLYORDIE

Big upset against @chiefs_jga tonight, the Chiefs looked like they were skating with jellybeans up their asses, baldnuts with an absolute clap bomb embarrassing the goalie and Ryan Sever making the chiefs look like little bitches‼️ 4-3. #jellybeans #upset #FLYORDIE

Big game tonight against @chiefs_jga on SLP west at 8:00 #packthewest #thumbs #FLYORDIE